Breaking News - Trump Says He Hasn't Seen Pecker In Decades

[Vinnie From Indy]

YIKES!

New York Post headline tomorrow will be a keeper.

Pecker Gives Up Trump

[Ilsa]

1. He should use a mirror. nt

[Sneederbunk]

2. A limp excuse.

[Achilleaze]

3. His* republican intimate now eSTRANGEd

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief, and former intimate Pecker bud.

[leftynyc]

4. But when has he last SPOKEN to him?

Who gives a crap if they did it over the phone or in person?

[pnwmom]

5. Hah! This picture and others are clearly within the past several years

based on the sons' hairstyles and Pecker's gray hair.

[louis-t]

6. Oh, he left out a word. He hasn't seen HIS

pecker in decades.

[lindysalsagal]

7. Maybe if he really weighed 239 pounds he could see it

Without a mirror and a magnifying glass....

[pnwmom]

8. Where did you hear that?

[Hekate]

9. Well, with that gut of his...

Oh, that's not what he meant?

[Ferrets are Cool]

10. Someone hand that man a magnifying glass.

[lame54]

11. All that KFC