Melania Trump as First Lady is like Ted Nugent as Goodwill Ambassador

[democrank]

I’d rather listen to Nancy Reagan “Just say no” all day long than spend four seconds watching Melania Trump perform in her Colonialist Creme African safari costume.

And her Be Best Christmas ornaments? Might as well hawk those right along with Trump steaks, Trump golf courses, Trump cabinet positions. Just set up a few red trees for the Oval Office comrades, hang a couple cases of Be Best balls, use your best Project Runway stroll for the camera approach, and instant Holiday First Lady. How special....red and white, her husbands two favorite colors.

Melania Trump is running an anti-bullying campaign, but she sleeps with a bully, defends a bully, strolls around tarmacs holding hands with a bully, even goes to a funeral with the bully who bullied the family of the man in the casket.

She wore an “I Don’t Care” jacket to a shelter. What a trend-setter.

I’ll take a First Lady on her knees in a garden full of children and pass on one posing in a 24-K gold throne-chair. Any woman who would remain married to a pig like Donald Trump shouldn’t be First anything.

[LongtimeAZDem]

1. How DARE you badmouth the First Illegal Soft-core Lesbian Porn Model of the United States? /nt

[HipChick]

3. First Illegal...

[Blue Owl]

2. Never forget she's Donald's Third Lady

And a third-rate lady all around...

[albacore]

4. "...she sleeps with a bully..."

I'll just bet she doesn't. If his general swinishness wouldn't put her off sleeping with him, the fact that he had unprotected sex with a porn star sure as hell would.

(I hate to cite People mag, but it's available elsewhere, too...)
https://people.com/politics/melania-donald-trump-separate-bedrooms-historical-perspective/