Profiles in Crazy, XXXI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

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PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, Q. . . . I know it looks bad with 13 investigations and all, my family and closest associates facing multiple felonies, and a sealed indictment likely with my name on it, but it's all part of the plan. . . . Everything's running just as I and Mueller planned it, smooth as my daughter's baby tush. . . . We got The Deep State right where we want it! . . . They'll be squealing like pigs before next spring. . . . Get the word out, but on the q.t."

[skip fox]

1. D.T. continues talking to Q-Anon:

"And sure, Sean, you can interview me on New Year's Day at Mar a logo."

[LuckyCharms]

2. Space Ranger 9 to Base, Space Ranger 9 to Base, do you copy?

[skip fox]

3. D.T. is saying:

"What's so hard to understand about a double cheeseburger with four patties? . . . Geez."

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. "How about a curtain? A beautiful curtain that looks like a wall"

[Johonny]

5. Hello Christmas, I must stop you from coming, but how?

Yes, I'll please hold.