Faux News' new battle in the culture wars...gender of cookies!

[Va Lefty]

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I love how a woman named Tammy Bruce is the expert on the gender of cookies. Wonder where she takes the first bite?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. So if I bake a cookie in the shape of Ann Coulter, then what is it? NT

[Dr Hobbitstein]

2. A horse. nt

[mahatmakanejeeves]

3. Which end? NT

[Va Lefty]

4. Apparently a "Venomous She-Hag"

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[dalton99a]

5. What about this troll:

[MyOwnPeace]

10. A bitter cinnamon stick!

[MineralMan]

6. Look out. Google has photos of anatomically correct

gingerbread people of more than one gender. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[ismnotwasm]

7. So of course I had to go and look.

Also, the bondage ones are hilarious, I just can’t imagine biting into one...

[MineralMan]

11. But they WANT to be bitten, don't you see?

Don't deny them their desires.

[TheRealNorth]

8. Some Gingerbread cookie cut-outs have dresses

So does that make those cookies transvestites?

[TlalocW]

9. I've seen both

Gingerbread people are mainly a conduit for icing. Different shapes give you different icing designs.

TlalocW

[YessirAtsaFact]

12. This is a great example of pretending there is a problem

And then pretending that only some kind of right wing lunacy will fix it.

Republicons specialize in fake issues like this weapon of mass distraction.

Meanwhile Trump gives Putin a win by pulling out of Syria.