Why Do Republican Voters Continue to Support Trump?
I’ve done some research on the topic, and this is what I’ve come up with.
It’s his honesty. What president hasn’t lied over six thousand times in less than two years in office? Let’s get real.
It’s his verbal eloquence. Sure, Obama’s speeches captured the world’s attention and inspired a nation. But Barack never came close to Trump’s ability to insult our allies in 240 characters or less.
It’s his intellect. We’ve seen him point to his own head countless times, assuring us that he has the biggest brain in captivity. Who can argue with such an in-your-face fact?
It’s his “good Christian values”. Because nuthin’ says nuthin’ like the time-honoured tradition of good Christians paying off their mistresses and then lying about it.
It’s his patriotism. Any fool can attend ceremonies that honour our war dead. It took a real patriot to stand up and say, “I’m not going because it’s raining, and I’m just not in the mood.”
It’s his empathy. No one has ever been more concerned about the trauma of children being taken away from their parents than the man who took children away from their parents.
It’s his ability to deliver on promises – like Mexico paying for the Wall, healthcare that will cover everyone and be cheaper and more efficient than Obamacare, and cutting the deficit in record time.
It’s his tireless dedication to the job. Often “at the office” by noonish, he’s been known to put in grueling two-hour days between TV-watching, tweeting, and scheduling his next round of golf.
It’s his business savvy. He is, after all, a self-made billionaire – and those bankruptcies and failed business ventures were all someone else’s fault.
It’s his humility. He keeps reminding everyone how he knows more than the generals about the military, more than scientists about climate change, more than economists about the economy – but he does so reluctantly, because he doesn’t want the attention.
It’s his sense of humour. No other president has gotten more yuks than the man who thinks it’s funny to yell ”Lock her up!” when he’s the one facing being locked up.
It’s his “common touch”. He knows what the average citizen goes through trying to make ends meet – having been advised by those who can afford to party at Mara-Lago and understand what it’s like to scrape by on less than an eight-figure annual income.
It’s his awareness of reality. That’s why he watches “Fox & Friends”, in order to keep his hand on the pulse of the nation.
It’s his romantic nature. He just can’t help “falling in love” with despotic dictators, and isn’t ashamed to fellate Putin on the world stage.
It’s his capacity to understand hard evidence and facts. That’s why he knows that stealth bombers are invisible to the naked eye, and knows that the “caravan” is comprised of drug-dealers and rapists.
It’s his ability to keep his cards close to his vest. That’s why he’s never revealed the names of those 3,000,000 illegal voters who voted for Hillary – nor even revealed how he knows there were 3,000,000 illegal votes and who they were cast for.
It’s his incredible skill at being able to identify the country’s real enemies. That’s why he hasn’t cut people like Rosie O’Donnell, Bette Midler, and Cher any slack.
It’s his unparalleled PR skills. Who could deny that labelling the free press as “enemies of the people” would get those shills to immediately embrace his every word? Who could dispute the idea that labelling judges as unfit due to their ancestry was the quickest way to endear himself to every Hispanic, Asian, and Middle-Eastern judge in the country?
It’s his stellar history of loyalty to his “friends”. No one has been more dedicated to protecting their staunchest supporters than the guy who keeps throwing those supporters under the bus when they refuse to go to jail in order to keep him out of prison.
It’s his ability to choose only the “best people” for positions of responsibility. And the fact that a lot of those “best people” are under investigation, have been indicted, and/or have had to resign in disgrace is no reflection on his “choosing the best people” skills.
It’s his grasp of what’s truly important to the American people. Say what you will about exploding deficits and middle-class workers not getting any tax relief; what’s really important is your neighbourhood merchants being able to sell “Christmas trees” instead of “Xmas trees” at their going-out-of-business sales.
It’s his backbone. Once he’s made up his mind about something it cannot be swayed – unless Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh call you a wuss.
It’s his personal charisma. Who can resist an orange baboon with a crop circle on his head?
It’s his sense of responsibility. It’s not his fault that it’s everyone else’s fault that his administration is an unmitigated disaster.
It’s his commitment to “America First”. And the fact that he still has all of his branded merchandise manufactured in low-wage countries has nothing to do with it.
If you’re a made-in-China MAGA-hat wearing brain-dead idiot, it’s all so easy to understand.
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so-called "attributes" that his fans assign to trulmp are just the opposite of what he is.
Sooo.. More evidence that trumphans' heads are brainwashed and soaked in acid.
