Profiles in Crazy, XXXV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

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On the phone PresiDented Donald ("I've got mine. F*ck you and yours." ) Trump is saying: "I'm the most compassionate person in the world, Chris, probably in all history. . . But just think what a deterrent it would be to mount heads of illegals on those spikes!"

[Johonny]

1. I'm totally calling you CNN from my office. I am not on vacation. I am totally not on vacation.

I'm so hard at work. So, so hard at work. Right here in the oral office. I'm not sure why it's called the oral office. Might be something to due with Clinton. Did I mention Hillary shut down the government too. She did. You can look it up. It's a fact. I'd love to talk more but I got to put in a round of golf...bill signing. I've got so many bills to sign. So so many. Good ones too. Really good bills. I just called in to CNN to remind people that I'm working, hard. Very hard. Now Merry Holidays to you fake news. Particularly merry holidays to all the small children I plan to lock up in the new year.

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2. D.T. continues:

"A few hundred fresh heads on those spikes and over millions of illegal immigrants will be headed for Mexico tomorrow. . . . Think of the money the airliners will make. . . . And the reverse-coyotes.

[Johonny]

3. And with this new wall technology we believe we can prevent OJ from escaping to Mexico