Despite our best efforts, Christmas seems to be going ahead.

[meadowlander]

So I'll just say if it's your thing have a merry and a happy and if it isn't, there's always next year. Fortunately, my Santa-baiting poisoned chocolate chip cookies have a long shelf life.

May we all be a little wiser, a little more at peace with ourselves and others and a little more eager to search out and fight for the truth.

[murielm99]

1. I love Christmas.

Thanks.

[NotASurfer]

2. We need stronger poison clearly

This guy's obese, geriatric, and binges on cookies and alcohol already. Might be a high tolerance to toxicity going on

Meanwhile I'm with you, may 2018 be the hardest year we suffer, may we care for each other, may we see hope and optimism triumph over fear and ignorance

[Sneederbunk]

3. Please let us know if the coal you receive is anthracite or bituminous.

[akraven]

4. Be sure the cookies don't hurt reindeer -

basically smaller caribou, domesticated. These critters are awesome. And will walk right up to you!

Peace, meadowlander from the mountains of Interior Alaska. Wishing you a merriest and let's keep up the good fight!