Attention DU business owners...Sarah Sanders can't find a job. Do you have any openings?

[Miles Archer]

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/12/sarah-sanders-struggled-find-new-job-white-house-press-office-becomes-night-living-dead-report/

Back in June, CBS reported that White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders and her deputy Raj Shah were already planning to leave the administration by the end of the year. Sanders never denied the report. But with January just around the corner, no official announcements of their departures have been made, even as other top officials are shown the door or scramble for the exits of their own accord.

So why are they hanging on? According to Yahoo News, Sanders and Shah are struggling to find work elsewhere.

A stunning development, given the low unemployment rate.

Sanders reportedly declined to respond to specific questions about her plans but said she is currently “traveling.”

[Beakybird]

1. She could help calibrate lie detecting machines

[rurallib]

2. I still think she will hook up with Daddy and be a preacher

and continue to fleece the sheep. She could be ordained on the internet tomorrow I believe.

[JenniferJuniper]

5. women aren't supposed to lead/preach to men

in their fundie world. She'll have to find another way to grift.

[tblue37]

30. Check out Trump's fundie pastor, Paula White:

[Farmer-Rick]

35. I bet he grabbed her by the pu**y before he hugged her.

You know she's his type and he can't control himself. She looks like she's smiling through some discomfort.

[JenniferJuniper]

42. Different kind of fundie then

Fuckabee Sr belongs to a cult that does not allow females to preach to men. They are only to be subservient to men.

Trump himself only worships one entity - his own fat arse.

[TheBlackAdder]

3. Not a business owner, but I can offer her. . .

.

my thoughts and feelings.

.

[shanny]

16. (tater) Tots and Pears!

[MineralMan]

4. Denny's Restaurant is always hiring waitresses.

Walmart always has openings, too. She should apply. I'm sure she'll find a new job. Unemployment is very low, and she speaks English and is sort of presentable.

[TheBlackAdder]

23. She'd be best to work the 2AM shift, when the drunk racist assholes arrive. It will be like the WH.

[The Genealogist]

25. She'd probably spit in people's Moons over My Hammy

Especially if she thought they were liberals.

[lastlib]

32. (Olive Garden or Chick Fll-a might be better fits......

Maybe Papa John's.......

[cannabis_flower]

37. Maybe Hobby Lobby!

[keithbvadu2]

55. Good fit... They have no integrity either.

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Believe there are openings for

House Keeping at a Golf Club in Jersey. Might be challenging because of her dislike of Persons who look different than Herself,but,you know who it is,you just have to suck it up and live with it.

[malaise]

7. I recommend a mattress store

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she's an expert at lying

[ProudLib72]

34. LOL!

[malaise]

39. And even when she dies

She will lie still

[MustLoveBeagles]

44. Good one malaise

[malaise]

45. Well by now she can show anyone how to lie comfortably

[tanyev]

9. I had to get an EIN to administer my mother's estate.

My house sure does need a good cleaning.

[ret5hd]

18. Hide your silverware. Just sayin'.

[Mike Nelson]

10. Well her father worked for...

… FOX "News". I can't picture them putting Sarah in a short mini-skirt on a couch or stool, though... but maybe FOX might hire under different circumstances. Is she willing to re-gender?

[RainCaster]

11. She could clean my kennel

As long as she doesn't eat the dog food

[Downtown Hound]

12. I have the perfect job for her

Since she loves bullshit so much.

[mnmoderatedem]

13. the military needs more land mind testers

she can display that famous conservative patriotism.

[demmiblue]

14. ...

Link to tweet

[2naSalit]

19. +1

[Sanity Claws]

15. A horse stable could use her

She has lots of experience shoveling shit.

[leftieNanner]

53. She wouldn't last one day!

I am involved in a horse rescue sanctuary and we have 57 horses on the property - 26 stalls in the main barn, 11 stalls in the long barn, and multiple field structures that all need to be mucked daily. It's difficult, physical work. Not to mention stinky. Although, Sarah does have the wrinkled nose of disgust expression down pat, so there's that to recommend her.

[ooky]

17. Clearly, her skillset is lying.

She just needs to stay in the lying business. She has the ultimate resume for that. Making infomercials would work for her, Fox News pundit, or host her own lying show, or even a father-daughter right wing lies show with her lying dad called "Lying with the Huckabees".

[tblue37]

27. She could become a fundie preacher, like her daddy. nt

[treestar]

62. This is correct

She could join the staff of Infowars, too. Or find a Republican campaign to work on. Maybe Putin could use her.

[lunatica]

20. Sad

[Demovictory9]

21. Pinocchio needs a spokesperson

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[EffieBlack]

22. I need a dog walker

[hlthe2b]

24. She has the personality and termperament of an abusive prison guard/matron.

Beyond that, I cringe to think of her in most fields.

[tblue37]

26. Womp womp. nt

[BlueJac]

28. No liars needed here!

[Dirty Socialist]

29. Can she drive a forklift?

[moondust]

31. Brothel work?

[doc03]

33. Walmart is not in the brothel business are they?

[moondust]

36. Dunno.

But I wouldn't rule it out if there's money to be made.

[ProudLib72]

38. Can't she just get someone to write her book for her

So we can turn it around at the book stores?

[elleng]

40. 'A stunning development, given the low unemployment rate.'

[Vinca]

41. Who would want to hire a liar?

[albacore]

43. Doing pregnancy checks on cows....

Veterinarians could hire her...

[MaryMagdaline]

46. She's not polite enough to work in our office. When clients and general public call in

We expect that they be treated with respect. Our employees are pretty nice, and definitely not liars.

[keithbvadu2]

47. Sean Spicer had the same problem finding a job.

Sean Spicer had the same problem finding a job.

[onecaliberal]

48. I don't really care, do you?

[coeur_de_lion]

49. She's useful for cleaning up shit

surely that will come in handy for someone.

[Gothmog]

50. It is hard to feel sorry for her

Link to tweet

[walkingman]

51. She'd make a perfect spokesman for "Liberty University"

[calguy]

52. Maybe Krispy Kreme needs a donut taster?

[JI7]

54. she wants a job that pays similar or more for the same amount of work she does

now which is maybe 15 minutes a month or less

[keithbvadu2]

56. Calista could hire her as personal asst to Newt... Calista could feel safe even knowing Newt's cheat

Calista could hire her as personal asst to Newt... Calista could feel safe even knowing Newt's cheating ways.

After all, Calista herself is proof positive of Newt's adulterous ways.

[DFW]

57. Well, sure, I'll take pity on her if she can just fulfill the few minor requirements listed below:

All four of the following are necessary

1.) Able to identify and detect counterfeit U.S. money from 1792 onward.
2.) Able to identify and detect counterfeits of major types of coinage of the ancient world
3.) Have valid E.U. residence and work permits
4.) Fluency (oral and written) or at least good conversational ability in: English (not Republicanese), French, Spanish, German (high German and one Swiss dialect), Dutch, either Russian or Polish, one Scandinavian language, and either Catalan or Italian (preference given to someone who speaks both).

The level of loyalty needed to lie like a rug for your employer, while it would be noted, will not be necessary.

[PCIntern]

58. Plate-job recipient. Nt

[JHB]

59. Her future's so unclear now, what's left of her career now...

...can't even get a trade-in on her smile.

[Soxfan58]

60. Crows need to be scared

In my garden.

[jmowreader]

61. Jim Bakker would probably hire her