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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSarah Sanders has 'struggled' to find a new job as the White House press office becomes 'Night of...
.....the living dead
So why are they hanging on? According to Yahoo News, Sanders and Shah are struggling to find work elsewhere.
[link:https://www.rawstory.com/2018/12/sarah-sanders-struggled-find-new-job-white-house-press-office-becomes-night-living-dead-report/|
But she has no shame and lies so well - with that skills set I am surprised, surprised I tell ya, that nobody wants to be associated with that, hahahaha
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)yortsed snacilbuper
(7,941 posts)snowybirdie
(5,248 posts)She's not a blond, long legged, sexy blond.
appleannie1943
(1,303 posts)Those are the main requirements at FOX
erronis
(15,423 posts)I'm guessing her legs are not trim marathon-runner style.
And I don't even want to think about "sexy" - just because I'm way past being in a place I'd have to chew my arm off.
smb
(3,476 posts)maddiemom
(5,106 posts)They're chunky and knock-kneed.(Not that there's anything wrong with that on a nice person).
SMC22307
(8,090 posts)all wearing the same skin-tight sleeveless dresses, FMPs, and "seriously, I'm smart" glasses.
KentuckyWoman
(6,697 posts)Petty of me, but still.
SMC22307
(8,090 posts)I have dark auburn hair, so what do I know?
LiberalLovinLug
(14,178 posts)It sounds like stereotyping....because Fox News actually DOES stereotype.
As soon as they get a few wrinkles, they are set out to pasture with a nice hefty severance package including a non-disclosure agreement to not spill the beans about all the sexual harassment they put up with.
Goodheart
(5,351 posts)TeamPooka
(24,283 posts)cstanleytech
(26,345 posts)with all the outright lying she has done that she is now even overqualified for work at Fox.
erronis
(15,423 posts)under-qualified to turn the garbage into truth.
Is that a win-win or a loser-loses situation? I don't know given our new Ministry of Truth.
paleotn
(17,994 posts)jrthin
(4,841 posts)Gothmog
(145,784 posts)Demovictory9
(32,489 posts)longtime friend threw him a bone.
SWBTATTReg
(22,191 posts)John Fante
(3,479 posts)It's never coming off, fuckers.
SWBTATTReg
(22,191 posts)job to career path to, but a job to HELL. I hope they burn in shame.
Leghorn21
(13,527 posts)FUCKERS
calimary
(81,560 posts)Theres no escape for you, trumpfolk. This will follow you to your last day. Youll be lucky if you ever do anything else that will knock your trump connection out of the first sentence in your obit.
spike jones
(1,691 posts)grease on opossum gravy.
brush
(53,963 posts)Last edited Mon Dec 31, 2018, 09:27 PM - Edit history (1)
or was offered to Omarosa on the trump 2020 campaign committee?
Guess they don't want her unpleasantness either.
Sad.
John Fante
(3,479 posts)bahrbearian
(13,466 posts)If she has a Green Card,
keithbvadu2
(37,000 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Seriously what skills does she have?
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)She could be a permanent panelist on that.
MurrayDelph
(5,302 posts)To be successful, you have to be a good liar, not just good at lying.
Lying easily and lying well are not the same thing.
panader0
(25,816 posts)cstanleytech
(26,345 posts)#1 Due to all the lying she has done she would be overqualified.
#2 Even they have minimum standards.
Arazi
(6,829 posts)Shes been a Republican spin doctor her whole life. I have no idea where she goes from here if Faux wont hire her
JI7
(89,283 posts)DFW
(54,476 posts)Response to DFW (Reply #17)
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milestogo
(16,829 posts)She should fit right in to Corporate America or the Evangelical world.
aikoaiko
(34,185 posts)If she were smart, she'd let SNL redeem her by participating in some biting sardonic humor.
empedocles
(15,751 posts)Hekate
(90,956 posts)Sentath
(2,243 posts)Generic Brad
(14,276 posts)Unfortunately all she could master was the offensive part.
erronis
(15,423 posts)Sears?
US Gov't job (trump's shutdown)?
Coal mining?
Putting a smocky face on "We Care About Your Privacy"?
Getting dump-smacked evangelicals to contribute to her bestest daddy's church-of-the-moment?
Resetting the pins in a bowling alley?
reACTIONary
(5,790 posts)eggplant
(3,917 posts)cstanleytech
(26,345 posts)browbeat people to try and collect hundreds for debt that they paid pennies on the dollar for?
Or would that be another position where she would fail to meet even the bare minimum of standards?
erronis
(15,423 posts)It's amazing how "draining the swamp" brought all of the bottom-feeders to the top.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)keithbvadu2
(37,000 posts)DoctorJoJo
(1,134 posts).... would love, and a personality Cruella De Vil would crave, you'd think she'd be the perfect spokes-model for many commercial products! Besides, she also has a degree from Bible Thumper U!
Ilsa
(61,710 posts)Comment, but the rest is spot on. I wonder if media relations at her Bible Uni encourage lying and poor ethics?
Botany
(70,634 posts)She will wind up in some kind of right wing "think tank" being shilled
out to the media to comment on one thing or another. The Koch Brothers
or Sheldon Allison or the Mercers or Putin will have all the money that
she will need in order to live a very nice lifestyle.
Maybe after Fox drops Laura Ingraham or Tucker because of lack of advertisers
she might come back as, "Straight Talk With Sarah."
BTW I bet she knows the S.S. Trump is going down and wants out now.
deurbano
(2,896 posts)yortsed snacilbuper
(7,941 posts)LakeArenal
(28,863 posts)ie: Meghan Kelly.
I have a couple words for Sarah:
Be Best.
Xipe Totec
(43,892 posts)FreepFryer
(7,077 posts)bringthePaine
(1,739 posts)*soul-less/mindless mannequin
dual function: eats AND regurgitates pure shit
completely unfettered by moral compass
negligible fashion sense w/overclocked budget
zero replacement value/cost
auto-shutdown modes: local and network
includes utter lack of humanity/personality/sense of humor
GET YOURS TODAY! NO OFFER TOO LOW CUZ WE ARE THE LOWEST!
TeamPooka
(24,283 posts)calimary
(81,560 posts)Everything trump Touches Dies.
onecaliberal
(32,967 posts)shanny
(6,709 posts)caraher
(6,279 posts)There's a steady demand for people willing to lie shamelessly, but that demand evaporates once they become publicly known as shameless liars - there's no market for a spokesliar who can fool nobody.
Trump might as well have Baghdad Bob in that position.
Firestorm49
(4,038 posts)Ilsa
(61,710 posts)she doesn't watch Mika on Morning Joe. Mika specifically commented to trump's media people that they need to be truthful or they'll never be hired again by any reputable, honest company. She reminded them that their current gigs won't last forever.
The Wizard
(12,552 posts)diva77
(7,671 posts)catbyte
(34,507 posts)winstars
(4,220 posts)littlemissmartypants
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Bingo.
keithbvadu2
(37,000 posts)Tried Amway sales once. The only good thing to say about Amway is... Goodbye!
ProudMNDemocrat
(16,849 posts)Rich DeVos was a conservative, but no rabid right winger like his son and daughter-inlaw. Rich believed in hard work, having something to believe in, and someone to believe in you. His COMPASSIONATE CAPITALISM is a very good read, and makes a lot of sense regardless of what business one is in.
But once I realized his son, Dick DeVos political leanings, we got out of the business. The products are great, however.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)She's the only decent press sec'y he's had (decent by his standards...firm, covers him, follows orders, doesn't get emotional, lies like crazy with a straight face).
Fox would give her a job in a heartbeat, I'd bet.
keithbvadu2
(37,000 posts)Super Christian Mike Huckabee raised a very good liar.
Huckabee/Sanders lie straight face
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MrsCoffee
(5,803 posts)PCIntern
(25,623 posts)pdsimdars
(6,007 posts)jb5150
(1,184 posts)that needs a speed bump.
TeamPooka
(24,283 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,784 posts)It'll get her absolutely nowhere.
And I couldn't be happier.
BluesRunTheGame
(1,623 posts)On the other hand, since she already has a working relationship with Satan, she could barter the remainder of her soul for guitar playing skills and become the the third guitarist for The Rolling Stones. She already kinda looks like Keith. (Sorry Keith)
DENVERPOPS
(8,883 posts)Trust me, people.
The Repubs will take VERY VERY VERY good care of her. They do that with all the people who have successfully done any nasty job for the Party. Starting with Ken Starr etc etc etc, nice juicy, well paying, cushy job somewhere.
apkhgp
(1,068 posts)I am going to miss her.
LMAO
Hulk
(6,699 posts)Like they don't already have enough sleazeballs...chaffetz, tucker, vannity, huckleberry gramps, gorka, etc, etc.
Honest to God, it is becoming the "landing pad" for all the delusional, lying, soulless reich wingers.
keithbvadu2
(37,000 posts)Wonder what jobs she held before to qualify for this one?
Autumn
(45,120 posts)SMC22307
(8,090 posts)happy to take her on, even if it's behind the scenes.
area51
(11,933 posts)they could always pick Sarah Suckabee.
dawg day
(7,947 posts)Heck, I'd do nothing for that.
It's not like they have any moral objection to Trump. They just want to earn really big bucks, but they're just not pretty/white enough for what women and non-whites need to be to make it in the GOP media cesspool.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Let's see if April Ryan will attest to it.
Gothmog
(145,784 posts)Docreed2003
(16,889 posts)That would mean she'd likely move to my town and traffic near our neighborhood is already shit on Friday nights when Daddy "Huck" is filming.
Progressive dog
(6,924 posts)they're going down with the king rat and his brood.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)She is a natural liar, would fit right in at Fox.
BootinUp
(47,208 posts)Soph0571
(9,685 posts)Hic
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