There once was a President named Trump,

[tclambert]

A misshapen flabby old lump.
He squeaked like a door hinge,
Had a face like an orange,
And tried to make the country into a dump.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. LOL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. You found something that rhymes with orange!

Bravo!

[CrispyQ]

3. This video is worth the 2 minutes!

[Doodley]

4. There once was a president called Trump

Whose body was ugly and plump
He Tweeted each lie
Like a true Russian spy
Each time he went for a dump

[tclambert]

5. Excellent!

[DavidDvorkin]

6. Very good!

[canetoad]

7. He sat in his cheap, gilded tower

And dreamed of unstoppable power
He stole the election
At Putin's direction
And can't reason why it's gone sour.

[spooky3]

9. Ha ha! Nt

[Manastash]

8. Very good!

[keithbvadu2]

10. Donald already called the WH a dump.

[tclambert]

11. Shithole country didn't rhyme, so I had to make do.