The US is Looking for a Lost Species

[Angry Dragon]

We have learned that the US has launched a search for a lost species.

It is believed that this species over the course of the last 30 years may be extinct. So if you see a honest and sane Republican, you are urged to send up a flare so they be studied and brought back into the world.

The search goes on, we can only hope.........

[HopeHoops]

1. Is this a "tag and release" program?

[Angry Dragon]

2. NO

The species will need a great deal of study to find out how they can be bred successfully

[hifiguy]

3. They went extinct a while ago.

The last few died off in the last couple of years due to a teabag-related infection. The species had been in serious decline since 1994, the time of the Great Gingrinch Purge.

[Angry Dragon]

4. I have read where the extinction started back in the 80's

[renie408]

5. I think 'sane' and 'Republican' are mutually exclusive.

[Angry Dragon]

6. I can remember back in my youth there were many of them around