Rand Paul going to Canada for surgery

[Lotusflower70]

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[Cartaphelius]

1. Hopefully the Canadians will deny him entry.

[Voltaire2]

2. He's going to have to wait in line for decades

because all of the free loaders up there consuming health care without being rich.

[lindysalsagal]

3. New heart, maybe a little larger than a walnut, this time?

It's just too easy....

[Tanuki]

4. He's probably doing it to spite his neighbor and drive up how much money he can sue him for.

...."Boucher pleaded guilty in March to attacking Paul after they reached a breaking point over lawn care.
Paul was mowing his yard on Nov. 3, 2017, at his home in the Rivergreen gated community in Bowling Green when Boucher saw Paul stacking brush onto a pile near his property, according to court records.
.......

Paul is suing for $4,000 in medical costs related to the attack but said the final amount "will continue to be updated through trial and will certainly include the hernia surgery that is currently scheduled to take place in Ontario, Canada."

A jury trial related to the case is scheduled for Jan. 28 in Bowling Green."

[ProudLib72]

5. Think of all the cool things an unconcerned "socialized healthcare" doctor could leave behind

Or maybe he could misread the procedure and perform a vasectomy instead.

Or perhaps he will just make the decision that a pullheadoutofassectomy would be more beneficial than a hernia operation.

[3catwoman3]

6. His government health care here...

...isn’t good enough?

This makes no sense.