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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNobody expects... the Hate Mailbag!
Well hello again DU! It's been an age since last we snaked the stinky sewer line of right-wing rumination, but alas, the hatemail pipe has backed up once again and little Trumpy turds are spilling out hither and yon.
While we attempt to bring the situation under control with a pressure washer and hazmat suit, those of you with strong stomachs may wish to observe these MAGAt-infested dingleberries in their natural habitat as they await a good flush.
STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING! Continuing beyond this point will expose you to offensive language that may be considered NSFW. You have been fucking warned!
Subject: Welcome to Democratic Underground!
stay underground its where you belong in your echo chamber hell hole. Bunch of chicken shit liberals. Banning us only makes us stronger! Feel the heat!!!
Subject: You guys are discrimatory as fuck
I was making fun of republicans by my username, registered and couldn't even post. Are you that discriminatory?! Ashamed I could possibly be a part of this party at one point in my life. Activated my account with a joke username, not one person on the fucked democraric party could stand even when it was pro democrat stance by the POTUS. Racist motherfuckers.GO FUCK YOURSELVES. You're seriously that ashamed by you're beliefs. YOU'RE RUINING THE FUCKING COUNTRY. CIVIL WAR 2018. THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE HATE DEMOCRATS AND ARE SWITCHING SIDES. LOL.
Subject: REAL fu..in jerks - the DEMOCRATS !
PASS IT ON......SCREW THEM DEM AS..OLES.
Subject: No subject
I'm a True Conservative. I took a political test at my workplace in Connecticut and was the most conservative. I scored 91% conservative in the top 2% for all Americans. I have impressive conservative credentials. I even did a tea party.
I was unfairly zotted from Free Republic in June 2010. I stated that I was very conservative in a thread. Then darkwing104 tried to lie about my position on an issue related to the BP oil spill. Then 50mm started in by agreeing with darkwing104 even though he was misrepresenting me. I was a conservative, am a conservative and always will be a conservative. A true conservative, in the top 2% of all Americans.
I TAKE MY CONSERVATISM VERY VERY VERY SERIOUSLY!!!!!
VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
YOU OWE ME RESPECT!!!
life - 10/10 abortion is wrong
guns - 10/10 support no restriction on gun ownership
marriage - 10/10 man and woman only, homosexuality is wrong
healthcare - 10/10 repeal Obamacare and we need tort reform.
immigration - 2/10 since I oppose SB1070. We need the workers. The McCain path to citizenship I support.
environment - 10/10 too many regulations and global warming is a farce
Iraq, Afghanistan - 10/10 fully support the wars and our troops
Israel, middle east - 9/10 pro Israel though a war with Iran is a bit much
income tax - 10/10 tax cuts across the board
corportate taxes - 10/10 tax cuts there too
social security and such - 10/10 phase that out
Subject: Fuck DU
For putting Trump in the WH. I'm going to blast it all over the internet .
Subject: Posting privileges revoked
Hello, I receive a message stating my posting privileges have been revoked.
This must be by mistake as I have not posted anything yet. Will you please review my account. Thank You
Account: DJT4MoreYears
Subject: assholes
liberals,progressives and dems are the biggest terrorist threats this country faces over all terrorist groups out there.throw out all illegals fore they are criminals.obama and his cabnet belong in jail for what they did to America and that includes criminal bimbo liar Clinton.donald trump is a true patriot and American.better man,father,american and president then that idiot that just left.liberalism ruined America.you people are garbage.donald trump will make America great again
Subject: The Democrat Party.
Democrat , when you get tired of your liberal counterparts, the Republican Party welcomes you with open arms, so with it Rebel Yell!!!! run to your nearest polling booth, vote Republican, Donald Trump was a Democrat , your party went away!! too far left, I would like to vote Democrat again, but I don't think so.. LMAO, may God touch your soles put in your hearts, to skedaddle to the polling booths and vote Republican.. all you democrat lawmakers got to be tired of Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi Hillary Clinton and the rest of the dimwit liberal Asylum..
Subject: Revoked Admission
Oh please, pretty please let me back in. You all are so much smarter than the rest of us peons. I must follow Your wisdom and leadership in order to exist. I am so remorseful for my behavior that your rejection is giving me nightmares and cold sweats. I dont think I can go on with my life without being able to comment on the wisdom of you and the other members.
I bow my head in gratitude for being on the same planet as you.
Subject: Stop banning me
C'mon man
POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?
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The person who wants us to feel, feel, feel, feel his heat | |
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The person who went from joke username to civil war in the space of one paragraph | |
13 (13%) |
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The person who unnecessarily censored themselves | |
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The person who even did a tea party | |
40 (39%) |
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The person who is going to blast it all over the Internet | |
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The person whose username was a bit of a giveaway | |
25 (24%) |
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The person who wants to throw out all illegals fore they are criminals | |
3 (3%) |
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The person who hopes that God will touch our soles put in our hearts | |
14 (14%) |
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The person who bows his head in gratitude for being on the same planet as us | |
3 (3%) |
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The person who wants us to stop banning him | |
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demmiblue
(37,789 posts)Now I have to think about this.
Adsos Letter
(19,459 posts)Ah, I wonder how shes doing.
Those were some threads.
Brother Buzz
(37,548 posts)Note: nadinbrzezinski spelled her name wrong, Nadinbrezezinski, and then can't figure while her password won't work. Oh, the comments in the thread were DUzy worthy.
I know you probably do not want me back, It is mutual.
Can you send me the password reset so I can do that, basic fucking cyber security, and i can move on and away from your fucking DLC site? I know I am not the only actual liberal who will stay away from your neoliberal site, At least be honest who you want to cater to. But seriously, you say you were hacked, you insist people reset their passwords... basic cyber security. If you were hacked or not it is really not my business, nor do I care.
I really do not care for your type, the Limousine insider DC, so called liberal. but really, basic cyber security.
Oh and I have tried using your fucking system to reset it and move on at least 5 times, one from Mexico incidentally during a shive. (the week of mourning in the Jewish tradition, I do not expect you to know that)
Nadinbrezezinski is my fucking user name.
Incidentally, I told your fucking party it was making a Weimar level mistake when you nominated HRC, enjoy that. I told you guys you were doing that before you did that before the primaries were over, and incidentally, my ROV used white out in San Diego to erase Sanders votes, welcome to the Torta effect. (yes it went to court by the way, and the ROV lost)
It is YOUR FUCKING PARTY. Neither democrats or republicans represent me, a simple working class media person that called Trump a fascist. But I am a working class member, and I get it why he got elected. But your party chose to steal the primaries. You are as guilty as the SDs were for the same fucking mistake at the twilight of the Weimar Republic. Historians are sure to call it exactly that.
But can I get that, so I can fucking move on?
Thank you.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028465045
Hekate
(94,160 posts)SergeStorms
(19,273 posts)Nadine needs to brush up on her media skills I guess.
betsuni
(27,254 posts)whathehell
(29,626 posts)saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)Your are on my wave length. Enjoy
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denbot
(9,909 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,654 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I owe him respect for his conservatism!
nolabear
(43,028 posts)Hekate
(94,160 posts)Solly Mack
(92,272 posts)Sounded like a necrophilic mortician listing his favorites funerals. Simply gross and inexplicable why anyone would brag.
ProfessorGAC
(69,414 posts)He thinks all liberals are terrorists?
Keep that thought in your tiny brain, coward!
CottonBear
(21,613 posts)We need some humor to help to keep us sane.
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)Senator Graham and Senator McConnel, you are both so yesterday (should I post a tune?).
uppityperson
(115,772 posts)backtoblue
(11,647 posts)NO
Subject: Stop banning me
C'mon man
uppityperson
(115,772 posts)THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE HATE DEMOCRATS AND ARE SWITCHING SIDES. LOL.
SergeStorms
(19,273 posts)the other way around. Republicans are jumping to the Democratic party in droves, but I hate to burst a conservative's bubble. It's all many of them have.
icymist
(15,888 posts)K&R
spanone
(137,431 posts)Thank you EarlG
UpInArms
(51,712 posts)kag
(4,100 posts)wants god to touch our "soles".
I'm sure my shoes would appreciate being touched by his god, but couldn't s/he touch the WHOLE shoe? At least include the laces. Come on!
sarge43
(29,128 posts)SnowCritter
(843 posts)One of them is splitting away from the upper and I'm afraid only divine intervention can get the two stuck together again.
FakeNoose
(35,276 posts)These RWNJs wouldn't even get your joke about soles/souls. It was a good joke though.
Wounded Bear
(60,410 posts)octoberlib
(14,971 posts)eppur_se_muova
(37,278 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)I hope....
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Javaman
(62,992 posts)"God touch your soles"
Maeve
(42,852 posts)And we don't now, and never will, "owe" him respect!
flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)Sock it to me, sock it to me...
Rhiannon12866
(219,994 posts)What I can never figure out is why he keeps complaining to us?!
icymist
(15,888 posts)to DU? As for complaining to us, they probably like spreading their shit around. Or throwing it.
Primates!
You try soaking them out!
You try scrubbing them out...
BadGimp
(4,058 posts)By that I mean a main nav link I can click to check from time to time.
I actually found it enlightening.
My heart goes out to whoever has the task of sifting thru all those posts/accounts. A hazard pay / badge is in order imo.
Thank you again!
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)The spirit of Bob Boudelang has clearly left the conservatives, with the possible exception of True Conservative, who has top and bottom confused in his estimation of his 2% status.
klook
(12,796 posts)Some of these True Conservatives are twisted soles!
Docreed2003
(17,631 posts)herding cats
(19,587 posts)It was a tough choice for me, but the guy who "did a tea party" won out. I had a menatal picture of him there with his Trumpy bear and and toy tea set nibbling cookies while pretending his Trumpy Bear was making America great somehow.
mokawanis
(4,471 posts)I was in need of a good laugh and found it in that comment.
defacto7
(13,485 posts)They project.
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)Are there evil opposition forces in our mist? It's sad. Do not trust you search engine, it is biased, imo.
marble falls
(61,641 posts)The Genealogist
(4,726 posts)God is apparently a foot fetishist. I don't remember that in the Bible. Maybe it is in the Apocrypha.
ismnotwasm
(42,417 posts)To establish his/her conservative bone fides.
smb
(3,574 posts)kag
(4,100 posts)you might need for god to touch your sole.
GoCubsGo
(32,862 posts)Thank you, EarlG! (The best was waking up to find out that Speaker Pelosi made the orange man-baby fold like a cheap suit over the SOTU.)
Clash City Rocker
(3,525 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,862 posts)calimary
(83,894 posts)What was an added pleasure was listening to the chattering class refer trump as having "blinked," "on defense," "weakened," "met his match," and other MOST satisfying comments.
He's terrified of her. So intimidated and off his game that he can't even come up with an insult-nickname. SHE'S the boss, donald. You're not even any good as a pretender.
GoCubsGo
(32,862 posts)Even better, I LOVE the nickname Stephen Colbert gave her: "Neuterin' Nancy."
TygrBright
(20,979 posts)I guess the really creative ones are all too busy tail-chasing through the Escheresque QAnon-scape. That part of the intertoobz is just too scary for me.
But I did enjoy getting my soles touched! Kinky me...
amusedly,
Bright
lastlib
(24,646 posts)and that's brought down the general level of creativity in the stoopid, I think.
I'm not sure I want God to touch my soles, but I do wish He would lay His hands on the aglets--damn laces are getting awfully frayed..........
EarlG
(22,448 posts)Just like everything else in the world, I believe the hatemail has been affected by the rise of social media. We just dont get as much these days as we used to why email DU when you can fart your dumb opinions all over Twitter and Facebook?
Thats why I do have special place in my heart for the folks who still take the time to hatemail us directly. Its like getting a snail mail letter
Clash City Rocker
(3,525 posts)Plus, some of these may be Russians who dont understand the English language so well.
greatauntoftriplets
(176,688 posts)These are always terrific.
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)There are cowards who for self interest stand down. There is a fine line between compromise and surrender.
Purrfessor
(1,190 posts)He/she is right: the amount of heat generated by stupidity requires one to stand back in order to avoid getting burned.
LiberalLovinLug
(14,352 posts)I like to read how utterly stupid these trolls are. Never any actual factual rebuttals of positions. Just schoolyard insults, and repetition of fake "alternate facts".
Personally I'd love it if technically you could create one forum for these whackos to talk amongst themselves. And where the braver of us can wade in once in awhile to humiliate them and destroy their arguments. Where any kind of language and insults is allowed. A waiver is required before entering. I guess that Discussionist was supposed to fill that role, but I never go there, and I'd wager most don't. A separate, but connected, forum allowing the deplorables, who were kicked out of the general DU, or would be if they tried, access only to that forum, and nowhere else. It would be a kind of sporting venue. Like a shooting gallery. Target practice. I'd sure have a blast!
defacto7
(13,485 posts)I wish I could vote for more than one.
Initech
(101,518 posts)Uh huh sure, right!
yonder
(9,990 posts)proud patriot
(101,028 posts)Thanks EarlG
Brother Buzz
(37,548 posts)We haven't seen you in ages. Last I remember was something about you moving to Hawaii to raise nuts and live off the grid, or something.
proud patriot
(101,028 posts)Yes i'm in Hawaii now, I live on a 5 acre Kona coffee farm on the big island ..
Not totally off the grid but well on our way. I hope you are well.
treestar
(82,383 posts)Alice in Wonderland. Or the one in Mary Poppins. Probably a real hoot - wish there was a video.
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)mcar
(43,344 posts)saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)I have no fear of the criminal Resident. I do worry that Ignorance prevails.
JHB
(37,366 posts)...as long as I can bring the cannon great-great grandpa served in the Civil War, along with plenty of powder and canister.
I mean, according to my heritage, rebel yells and Confederate flags mean "Hey, Yankee! Point your cannon this way! X marks the spot!"
The Polack MSgt
(13,398 posts)And this:
Stop banning me
C'mon man
Made me laugh - for real laugh - out loud. I hope I banned that person at least once
ffr
(23,070 posts)Ignored.
Back to the news that tRump is an unregistered foreign agent.
kimbutgar
(22,983 posts)There are so many fox right wing radio brainwashed people out there who are voting against their best interests. Sad and mentally ill people.
Dem2theMax
(10,219 posts)The hate mailbag is back! Thank you EarlG. What a wonderful thing to see, and so fun to read. They are truly insane.
oldlibdem
(330 posts)It's been so long I had completely forgotten. Yet, all the mail seems the same?
Hekate
(94,160 posts)LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)The days of Bob are long gone, replaced by... well, "have you watched the entire thing?" humorous in its own right, but never quite as funny as actual satire).
A lot of changes since then, Earl. But you guys are still doing a bang-up job!
marble falls
(61,641 posts)Joe Nation
(999 posts)Having admitted that, is there a rule here that you can't be a conservative? I guess I missed that. I know letting the moron class into DU would be like inviting a jaguar with rabies into your pup tent but they really do reinforce everything you believe about them.
The Polack MSgt
(13,398 posts)Advocate for and vote for Democrats. Refrain from pushing GOP or third party candidates... It's the Democratic Underground after all.
So no Republicans allowed.
Now, how comfortable a conservative Democrat or Independent would be on this board is an open question.
Where I live, I count as a very liberal guy (I'm a former coal country hillbilly who's lived in the corn and soybean prairie for the last 20 years) but I'm considered pretty conservative in this forum.
I like the board but occasionally clash with the more Social Democrat/Democratic Socialists types to my left.
Not an issue, arguing is one reason these boards exist after all. I just don't think folks to my right would even spend time here.
Those types - the ones you talk about " inviting a jaguar with rabies into your pup tent" they ain't an issue at all.
They flame out quick.
There have been long term stealth trolls that know how to play the system that linger - But even those guys tend to self ID and get tossed.
Sorry to chew yer ear Joe N.
Joe Nation
(999 posts)I guess I have been following that rule just being me.
I was on another forum that had many, many conservatives that endlessly bashed Obama and pretty much all Dems. Once Trump got elected, they all vanished. They didn't mind vilifying Dems but couldn't tolerate defending their own idiots. The ammunition the few liberals had was so unlimited that the Cons tucked their tails between their legs and crawled away. Cowards!
I grew up with the DFL. We were rural but thinking voters. You don't see that much anymore. I have rural relatives and they are dumb as a bag of rocks. They are too dumb to know just to dumb they are.
Times are a changing.
Response to Joe Nation (Reply #73)
The Polack MSgt This message was self-deleted by its author.
cp
(7,131 posts)I hope you have a strong drink and a good dinner, after a very long, hot shower, to nourish the inner being and return to the land of the sane. Three cheers for your voyage through darkness and ignorance and safe return!!!
Deb
(3,744 posts)If ya know what I mean.
ploppy
(2,175 posts)it's good to see you!
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)Even took a test to prove it. I love him/her so much!
Thanks for the laughs, EarlG
ornotna
(11,045 posts)I welcome the Hate Mailbag like an old friend.
SWBTATTReg
(23,957 posts)I actually started laughing and got a kick of some of these. It's not sad really, being that these are, I am supposing, grown up adults expressing an opinion. Perhaps they need to grow up a lot more.
I expect the majority of these are from those still living in their 'Mom and Dad's' basement or with 10 other
roommates because they have to, and they are lashing out at everyone regarding their predicament caused by their own lifestyle choices. It's sad. I wish them the best.
Perhaps once they get into the mainstream of life like the rest of us 'normal' adults do, they'll understand the value of a conversation, respectful on both sides, with both sides truly one on one.
I do the same w/ those in my family on rump issues. I expect the same back. Often times I don't.
argyl
(3,064 posts)Had a hard time with my favorite. Went with DJT4MoreYears but the guy demanding respect for his online test conservative cred was a winner in any other batch of Hate Mail.
We are the smart. We really are.
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)also (thanks, DJT, if you're reading this), but True Conservative got a chuckle for his true belief that being in the "top" 2% was a good thing.
orangecrush
(21,197 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)byronius
(7,580 posts)Sat in the lunch room and laughed out loud. Made my day. Love Hate Mailbag.
MontanaMama
(23,951 posts)I never knew how funny mad trolls could be!
Blue Owl
(54,331 posts)Wash. state Desk Jet
(3,426 posts)Always good for a laugh lol. Feel the heat lol !
orleans
(34,767 posts)stop banning me
and
the 4more years for trump
they both brought a smile to my face.
thanks for the thread
chwaliszewski
(1,528 posts)Personally, I think if someone voted for Trump, they owe the world an apology. If they still support him, they hate democracy. However, I will forgive them all if everyone of them gets together and takes turns kicking each other in the butter dish until only one is still breathing.
Hey, a Dem can dream, can't they?
Cha
(304,237 posts)SergeStorms
(19,273 posts)It's plain to see why these doorknobs are republicans. The GOP does like their members ignorant and excitable. The guy who, " took a political test at my workplace in Connecticut and was the most conservative." took the cake in my opinion. And "he even did a Tea Party!". It's difficult to find conservative credentials more extensive than that.
DFW
(56,311 posts)The last time he touched my sole, God used too much butter, uneven breading and not enough lemon. Next time, I'll just order the salmon.
ejbr
(5,868 posts)Lighten up, Francis
Trueblue Texan
(2,855 posts)ehehehhehehe
mwb970
(11,663 posts)albacore
(2,554 posts)how about this one...posted on a comment I made on Facebook...
Verbatim....
"++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Public enemy #1 is leftist liberals, #2 Islam, Liberal leftist will never understand logic and truth ! They are an ignorant , militant enemy of AMERICA ! Anarchists seeking to destroy America's very foundation ! Liberals are a cancer on America. Liberalism is a disease it breeds degenerate's! The leftist liberal dummycrats are , in reality, marxist/communists - a destructive ideology created by the Marx and Engels . This destructive ideology has wreaked havoc all over the world and has become deeply entrenched in OUR country , especially in the educational system where leftist/socialist/communist have taken over and are brainwashing OUR children ! Liberal leftist teachers/professors have turned OUR schools/colleges into terrorist training camps , as we can see from the violence on OUR campuses today ! What we are seeing is the systematic DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA ! education is being watered down to cater to the lowest common denominator, the lowest mentality ! Instead of promoting a strong youth of mind - body -soul , we are feminizing men , and masculinizing women ! This has always been a platform of the communist party - to destroy the family unit , which is the foundation stone of OUR country ! George Soros ( Ex Nazi ) is one of many on the liberal left who are using their power/money to fund the destruction of America ! This man is nefarious and a threat to the entire World ! His liberal leftist minions are the TRUE hatemongers of the world ! The mainstream FAKE media are willing participants in the brainwashing of Americans ! Only now are We The People coming to the realization that the mainstream media is THE ENEMY , and has been widely discredited ! So let us resolve to never allow this liberal leftist dummycrat MONSTER to ever raise it's head again in America ! We must CRUSH this menace here , so we can begin to CRUSH it all over the world ! we MUST cleanse the educational system , the political system , and the media of these ENEMY infiltrators ! Never hire a liberal leftist ! Eliminate the welfare state mentality ! Cleanse America of ALL illegals , no matter who they are or how long they have evaded OUR laws ! If We the People can achieve these goals We will have broken the back of this MONSTER in America ! Let it be so !"
Sloumeau
(2,657 posts)I had some good laughs. Sometimes, you forget just how stupid Conservatives are.
edbermac
(16,099 posts)Ive seen even worse mailbags.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)whathehell
(29,626 posts)Iggo
(48,195 posts)But hey, it's two hundred bucks, so...
Harker
(14,703 posts)Now I am expecting it. When's the next bag coming?