GOP voters must have the attention span of mayflies.

[guillaumeb]

In no particular order,

Pizza gate

travelgate

Vince Foster

Bowling Green

Obama is not an American citizen

Mexico will pay for the wall

Trump's latest loss to Pelosi is a victory

the latest tax cut for the workers

and on and on. As fast as one slogan or meme is introduced, it is refuted. But the loyal red hat crowd immediately forgets yesterday's promise and, in true 1984 fashion, proclaims that Oceania has always been our enemy.

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[dameatball]

1. Are the attention spans of mayflies really that short or do the trout just eat them before they can

publish anything?

[guillaumeb]

2. Are you fishing for a compliment?

If so, well done.

And no self respecting mayfly would wear that red hat.

[dameatball]

3. no, actually I am a failed fly fisherman who once hooked his own eyelid. My life has been ugly in

the most inopportune times!

[guillaumeb]

4. Your own eyelid?

That sounds painful.

[dameatball]

7. More embarassing then painful.

[3Hotdogs]

5. The Bowling Green Massacre was one of the most horrendous, leftest perpetrated episodes in 'merican

history.

So far, the deep state has managed to keep it out of the news. If it wasn't for Qnon, I wouldn't have known about it.

[guillaumeb]

6. Agreed.

And the proof of the massacre is hidden in the sub-basement of that pizza parlor.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

8. It's in the box marked "Alternative Facts."

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Their brains have a lifespan of mayflies.