State of the Union drinking game!
For those interested ... I'm going to partake so I can watch MSNBC and Rachel.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/redeye/bars/ct-redeye-state-of-union-trump-drinking-game-20190205-story.html
Take one drink whenever …
- Trump mentions “jobs”
- Trump references a “witch hunt”
- Trump brings up the wall
- Trump drops any of his favorite rhetorical bits:
“Many people are saying …”
“You’re hearing it more and more …”
“Believe me,”
“I know more / a lot about X …”
Take two drinks whenever …
- Trump makes an allusion — intentional or otherwise — to an indicted member of his administration or campaign
- Trump does the thing where he pauses, squints and inhales sharply
- Trump butchers someone’s name
- Trump blames the shutdown on someone else
- Trump uses an incomplete sentence
Finish your drink whenever …
- Trump sneaks in a nickname:
“Crooked Hillary”
“Pocahontas”
“Cryin’ Chuck”
“Gutless Howard”
- Trump gets a partial standing ovation
- Trump invokes the “Space Force”
- Trump references a historical figure or event incorrectly
Take a shot whenever …
- Trump explains what he meant by a “Human Wall” this morning
- Trump alludes to hanging out with attractive famous women in 1990s NYC
- Tiffany Trump shows up
Head back to the liquor store if …
- Trump declares a national state of emergency
Optional bonus round:
- Shut off the TV
- Go do anything else
- Ignore the SOTU entirely
2019 State of the Union address: 8 p.m. CST Tuesday, Feb. 5.
adlukach@chicagotribune.com | @lucheezy
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