There is a CRISIS at our BORDER and we need a WALL! ASAP!

[DirtEdonE]

Our border is unsecured and we are in grave danger of being taken over by aliens more insidious than any you have ever previously imagined! We need a "BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL"! ASAP!

I'm not talking about our hard-working brown neighbors to the south that American racists don't want here, who are risking their lives looking for a better life while trying to escape the violence and gangs that are the result of U.S. president richard nixon's now nearly fifty year old failed and immoral U.S. war on drugs.

This is MUCH worse! I'm talking about people who look like us. They talk almost like us. They "pass" for American ALL THE TIME! They are even on our TV shows and we usually don't even realize it until we check IMDB! These invaders are WHITE!

They are -CANADIANS!!!

They could be here already, taking over not only the government but all the little day-to-day jobs and interactions all real Americans take for granted without us ever knowing until it's TOO LATE! If it isn't too late ALREADY!

We must begin keeping our eyes and ears open for clues. Do "Americans" you speak with ever use the expression, "Eh" to end sentences? Too much hockey gear in their foyer? Drink Canadian Club whiskey when they could drink good American bourbon? Do you every hear people in the supermarket complaining, "This isn't real bacon! It's not even round!"

They could be illegal Canadian cell members here plotting to take over our nation and destroy our way of life!

Our border with Canada is the longest unprotected border on earth! This is a huge crisis! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE NOW! So, I'm proposing a BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL for our entire northern border with those insidiously disguised pseudo-Americans to our north.

I'm sure you'll all agree. So, please send your thoughts on our northern border crisis and the need for a 3,000 mile contiguous wall to the White House and demand we begin building a wall to protect America from insidious, likeable, polite, virtually undetectable WHITE people from Canada who are obviously coming here to take over our nation.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

AND WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL?

Canada? LOFL

NO.

We are, of course, you suckers. Just like we'll pay for that other unnecessary wall for that other fake crisis created by that racist orange bastard squatting in our White House along with his "wife" - America's first illegal alien "first lady".

Quite ironic. Don't you think?

#CanadaBorderWall!

[Turbineguy]

1. And those Canadians

cleverly disguise themselves as white people!

[DirtEdonE]

2. OMG - If their clever secret ever gets out

What will Americans do if brown people start using it?!

[dalton99a]

3. It is a crisis - 60% are Canadians - some, I assume, are good people

https://www.victoriapalms.com/index.php/about-us/why-we-are-winter-texans

Why we are "Winter Texans"

For the past ten years, my husband Jack and I have been wintering in the Rio Grande Valley (RGV) of south Texas. We are called “Winter Texans” as opposed to the “Snowbirds” in Florida, Arizona and California.

As new retirees, we first visited many southern states, wandering the roads with our motor home, from Florida to California. When we found Texas, it immediately felt like home. We are now two of the thousands of retired Canadians who make the trip to the RGV each winter – some RV parks / Mobile home resorts here are 60 or more percent Canadian residents.

The prices of food, accommodation and entertainment are generally much lower in Texas than other southern states, it is less crowded, the weather is usually wonderful (mid-seventies warm and windy but with little to no humidity in the winter) – and the people are very friendly and relaxed. They LOVE Winter Texans and advertise it everywhere with “welcome back” on billboards and store signs. There is even a “Welcome Back Winter Texans” regular newsmagazine.

Another real positive for us is the proximity to Mexico, where we thoroughly enjoy the Latino culture. The Mexican people – contrary to what we read in the mass media about the drug cartels – are warm, fun loving, and God-fearing. They offer tasty food in their many restaurants, lively entertainment and colourful hand-made crafts – all at very low prices. Many Winter Texans volunteer across the border, building homes and staffing the free medical clinic in the small town just south of us – a town that we feel quite safe visiting on a regular basis.

[DirtEdonE]

4. AH! The winter Canadian ghettos!

The wife and I used to go the Montreal for the jazz festival every year. The people there were wonderful. When they heard we were from New Jersey we kept hearing stories about NJ being the first place they would see some green while they drove down to their Canadian ghettos (their word, with an obviously different connotation) in Florida!

"some, I assume, are good people"

LOL

The irony and sarcasm flow so easily when the idiot in the White House keeps flooding the stream.

[mitch96]

5. As one of the late nite talking heads said

Look at the wall in West Germany... It worked.. Not one single Mexican got thru...
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[DirtEdonE]

6. Oh man

I hope that moron trump didn't hear that. If he did he's probably contacting Germany for advice by now.