What's wrong with Roger Stone's head? Does he have a conehead? Or...

[NurseJackie]

What's wrong with Roger Stone's head? Does he have a conehead? Or is it just an illusion because of his bad hairstyle? (or is it a bad toupee? or bad hair transplants?)

Something ain't rite with him.

[Sanity Claws]

1. Was he left lying on his back too long when he was a baby?

Someone I knew thought that might explain his oddly shaped head.
His behavior indicates that he was dropped on his head.

[eShirl]

7. they can correct that now with special helmets

while they're still babies

[Apollyonus]

2. I think the conscience part

of the brain was defective and so the cranial skull developed without the ellipsoid contours.

[thegoose]

3. Look at the face

He's Zippy the Pinhead.

[panader0]

12. That's it.

[3Hotdogs]

4. Forcepts delivery with too much squeezing. It is known to affect your ability to thimk.

Thimk. Refer to old IBM posters.

[Squinch]

5. I would bet it occurred during the birth process. If so, it would have been fairly easily

corrected, but maybe his parents are as dumb as he is.

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Birthing screw up.

[JHB]

8. He's ... ... ... from France

[juxtaposed]

11. good one

[CurtEastPoint]

14. Remulac. A small town. Where is the ship now? At the bottom of Lake Michigan. Your mother

was at the wheel. I was not. You were, too. MEPS!

[onenote]

9. Bad hairstyle.

Pictures of him as a younger man don't show him having a conehead.

[Ilsa]

34. Actually, I think he looked pretty coneheaded when he was

Ratfucking with the rest of Reagan's henchmen. Yeah, the hair is bad, but he's had this profile for decades.

[CatMor]

10. I'm going with he is a conehead from another planet.

[NRaleighLiberal]

13. Malevolent alien life form

[iscooterliberally]

15. Maybe his mom had zika virus?

[theophilus]

16. Answer 1. It is filled with stolen brain of a dude named A.B. Normal.

Answer 2. Elites in various cultures have used skull shaping.

Answer 3. Alien life form that is impinging on our astral plane.

Who knows? It is definitely the "shape of evil".

[BritVic]

17. Rick Wilson commented that he has a head "like a pterodactyl"

[marble falls]

18. Bullet headed Anglo-Saxon mother's son.

[DonaldsRump]

27. Good one!

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[marble falls]

29. Wondered if anyone would get it.

[spanone]

38. One of my faves....

[Baitball Blogger]

19. They're turning into cartoon characters right before our eyes!

[FakeNoose]

20. It seems he's been wearing bad hairpieces for a long time

Most of these pics are from the 70's and early 80's:



The top left photo looks like it might be his real hair, which was blond.

[madinmaryland]

21. Zippy the Pinhead. nt

[MoonRiver]

22. Maybe a Neanderthal throw back?

[Hoyt]

23. Love the Conehead reference. He's one weird GOPer.

[nini]

24. Every time I see him I am reminded of the movie Freaks

He'd fit right with the shape of his head.

But he aint 'one of us!'

[tblue37]

25. incompetent forceps delivery, maybe. nt

[Eliot Rosewater]

26. It is what is IN his head that makes me sick.

[Kablooie]

28. I noticed this in the documentary about him.

He does appear like he might have microcephaly.

[defacto7]

30. He's a direct descendant of Queen Nefertiti and King Akhenaten.

[GeorgeGist]

31. He lacks a prefrontal cortex.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

32. bone spurs

[NurseJackie]

33. Ah...

... so THAT's what it looks like!

[Greybnk48]

35. Zika-esque pinhead.

Isn't the medical slang term for that actually a "pinhead?" Whatever it is, he's creepy.

[Wounded Bear]

36. I'm much more worried about what's inside it...

than what it looks like from the outside.

[Blue Owl]

37. Now it's a cone-of-silence head with that new gag order

n/t