Can I ask a favor? Would you please nominate me for the Nobel Peace Prize?

[LuckyCharms]

Last summer, I saw two ants fighting, so I broke up the fight with the tip of a pencil. I never posted about it, because I am humble.

Also, if you wouldn't mind sending me a copy of the nomination on good paper...really good paper...like resume paper...in a nice envelope with my name on it.

Thank you in advance.

[sheshe2]

1. Lol 😆

You are amazing and very brave armed with only a pencil.

[LuckyCharms]

3. Oh, I forgot to mention that I had to sharpen it first...

I didn't want to be caught in a vulnerable position in case the ants turned on me. That kind of forethought deserves a prize.

[sheshe2]

11. Good thinking 🤔

You can’t be to careful when the ants start marching two by two.

You do indeed deserve the Nobel Prize!
.

[LuckyCharms]

12. They march two by two?????

I'm not sticking around for that!!!!!!!

[sheshe2]

17. Ten by Ten is a killer!

[Laffy Kat]

2. Anything for you.

[LuckyCharms]

4. Thank you, but I really would like to see what you present to the nomination committee.

[Laffy Kat]

5. I'll get right on that. nt

[LuckyCharms]

6. I'm here to help if you need to know how to word something.

I have the best words.

[JHan]

7. you got an instarec from me. :P

[LuckyCharms]

8. LOL thanks! n/t

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[LuckyCharms]

10. That's kind of like the sound I made when one of the ants...

came running after me with his litte pinchers....only it was more like...Wahhhhhhhh!!

[malaise]

19. LOL

How much lower than this man sink - is there a more insecure human being on the planet?

[Ms. Toad]

13. Sorry. I'm no longer on the governing body of an entity that has the authority to nominate.

Back in the 70's - 80's I might have been able to set you up.

[LuckyCharms]

14. Please do what you can...

Every voice counts.

[muriel_volestrangler]

15. Pre-translated so it'll jump the queue!

Kjære Nobel-fredsprisutvalget,
Vennligst gi den neste prisen til min kompis LuckyCharms, som er en ekte diamant geezer og ingen feil.
Beste ønsker,
Din gamle mucker muriel_volestrangler.

[LuckyCharms]

16. I don't know what that says...

but I see my name in there, so it must be good!

[UniteFightBack]

18. Beyond pathetic. I can ONLY IMAGINE what we'll be finding out about after he's gone. nt