Okay, I'm Italian. One hunnert puhcent. But really? Matty Calamari?

[Stinky The Clown]

Where's Tony Tetrazzini?

Benny Baccala?

Sallie (Salvatore) Scallopini?

Kenny Cacciatore.

Okay. I'll stop now.



I give you the REAL Matty Calamari:



::snort:: He looks like a heavier Ron Burgundy.

[llmart]

1. Trump is a mobster.

He surrounds himself with only the best.

If this is an example of the best, I'd hate to see the worst. This guy is as dumb as a rock.

[Maru Kitteh]

2. He DOES look like a heavy Ron Burgundy!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

3. He might not be so smug when he's faced with a prison term?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

4. Hope he gets a chance to testify.

[Dennis Donovan]

5. Sal Stromboli!

This is fun!

[muntrv]

6. Carmine Calzone?

[Vinnie From Indy]

7. quello che fratello

Saluti!

[luvs2sing]

8. Matty the Squid

Great mobster name. 🦑🦑🦑

[MontanaMama]

27. I just posted this same thing

on another thread. Matty The Squid...it's got a ring to it. Get it?? Calamari rings??

[luvs2sing]

35. All great minds! 😂😂😂

[Glimmer of Hope]

9. Please make him testify!! Someone make it happen!!!

[Stinky The Clown]

10. Wats funny izze sounz like wut you tink he does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=I8FxXaJaz0c

[Glimmer of Hope]

16. He is too good to be true!

[meow2u3]

11. Vito Scallopini?

Frankie Parmagiana?

[Stinky The Clown]

13. Donfuget his brudduh Paulie Parmigiana

[Totally Tunsie]

12. With banana peppers and scallions?

Yum!

[Ilsa]

14. Terry Tiramisu & Bonnie Bombalone say

whadda you tokkin about?

[Docreed2003]

15. Lol...

Looks like he ate Ron Burgundy

[fierywoman]

17. Don't Italian surnames that are food words or city names belong to Italian Jews?

[BigmanPigman]

18. Tony Spumoni

[Retrograde]

19. Doesn't he hang out with Al Dente and "Mars" Capone?

Sometimes family names can be a bit, um, unfortunate. "Gotobed" is an ancient English surname, for example.

Turkey Tetrazzini, btw, was named after a real person, opera singer Lucia Tetrazzini.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

20. Sounds like the slimy type who'll stick to you.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

21. Bobbie Tour of Italy with Extra Breadsticks. nt

[underpants]

22. Tennis hecklers

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211878029#post6

[WeekiWater]

23. I hate making judgement based on looks.

He looks like I guy I don't want to cross paths with.

That is even more true considering he is the EVP and COO of the Trump Organization and we are just now hearing about him.

[Stinky The Clown]

24. About "looks"

There are looks tased on a person's physicality. Then there are looks based on clothing, hair style, affectational posture, etc - traits that the person can control, turn on, and turn off. Those "looks" can be very indicative of who the person is. Or at least wants you to think they are

[Cold War Spook]

25. He will not talk.

Giuliani has already talked to him. "Don't worry. He's your friend. He will make sure your family is well taken care of. Now go take a nice hot bath and you might want to shave while you are in there.

[benld74]

26. Fugetaboudit!!! Yahears?

[LuckyCharms]

28. TOMMY TORTELLINI. nt

[3catwoman3]

29. Luigi Linguini.

There was a professor of pharmacology at the university where my nursing school was - Dr. Louis Lasagna.

[ExciteBike66]

30. Reminds me of the time I mentioned Marty McGuinness to my wife...

She thought I was joking...

[912gdm]

31. Invite Carlo Chiante

it would be a yummy meal

[itcfish]

32. Yes Right

and my name is Betty Bacala

[TheCatQueen]

33. Fredo Farfalle

[enid602]

34. Sharp

Poorly tailored polyester suit. Mile long tie. Must be the company uniform.