I'm betting a bag of 100% Blue Mountain Coffee that AOC has

[malaise]

higher SAT scores than the vile MAGAcretin

[blm]

1. Hahahah

No one here is dumb enough to bet against that.

[malaise]

8. Isn't it amazing how secretive he is about his entire life

He's such a creep

[lunatica]

2. I don't think you'll get any takers

[Bettie]

17. That's because I'm betting that most of us

also have higher scores than that creature.

[malaise]

19. Not hard or he would not

be so worried about people knowing them

[spooky3]

3. I'll see your bag and raise you a half dozen croissants that

he cheated to get the scores that were lower than hers.

[Hortensis]

6. Sucker bet. Of course he did.

[Rainbow Droid]

7. I'll call, and raise you my position as The Monopoly Guy that his lower, faked scores

are never actually revealed in public and he pays no substantial price for faking it or for generally being a complete failure.

[MontanaMama]

4. His SAT scores are shit.

If they weren’t, he wouldn’t have had to have his fixer threaten the school if they released them.

[guillaumeb]

5. By a factor of 2.

At least.

[madaboutharry]

9. I think that it is safe to bet on AOC!

[yonder]

10. I'll bet you that the bag of coffee you're betting has higher scores.

And even higher scores if it's not roasted.

[malaise]

13. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[spooky3]

44. LOL! So true. nt

[MaryMagdaline]

11. Blue Mountain is the best! That's quite a bet

I’m sure you’ll not have to pay up, though

[malaise]

14. I won't lose this one

[FM123]

12. Yep, higher SAT's, higher GPA, and probably even bigger hands....

[malaise]

16. She should bet him

He'd run faster than Usain Bolt - bone spurs or not.

[FM123]

21. Lightning Bolt!

[crazycatlady]

15. I don't think it's an apples/apples comparison

When AOC took the SATs, there was a writing section. Her highest possible score could have been 2400.

[malaise]

18. LOL

I didn't factor the change in format reality, but the point is she is light years ahead of him from schooldays.

[EX500rider]

23. Yeah they changed the SAT's in '83

Pre '83 Mensa accepts your score as a valid IQ test, not post '83.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

34. They didn't change the SATs, they just refigured the percentiles.

Or something like that. I'm trying to recall exactly, but I remember doing the math on my SAT scores (tests taken in 1964) to compare them to the new standards, and I still came out in the same percentile.

But any of my cats could probably have gotten higher test scores than he did.

Keep in mind that back when Trump was coming through the system, a lot of schools still didn't admit women, and there was a very strong Good Old Boy network. If you went to the right private school you'd be guaranteed a place at a certain Ivy, if you had the right last name. Hell, even today sizable donations can make a difference.

[lunatica]

20. Thanks for this thread Malaise!

I chuckled all the way through it.

Obviously everyone in DU has a higher SAT score!

[malaise]

22. We need a laugh - the vileMAGAcretin

blocks the sunshine

[edhopper]

24. A bag of 100% Blue Mountain Coffee

could get higher SAT scores.

[bdamomma]

43. It's the best!!

nt

[dameatball]

25. I will gladly send you my test scores on Tuesday for a pound of Blue Mountain coffee today.

[malaise]

26. Hahahahhaha

[Ramsey Barner]

27. I'm sure Trump got an 800 verbal and math . . .

COMBINED!

[AZ8theist]

40. NO CHANCE

He's so fucking stupid he probably spelled his own name wrong.

My bet is he scored in the lowest 10%.

Otherwise, why the concerted effort to bury the evidence??

[jcmaine72]

28. Did the Orange turd even take the SAT?

Or rather did Hump's dad use his wealth and power to grease every academic tread possible for his half-witted, drool-dripping progeny every step of the way? I suspect the latter

[PatrickforO]

29. LOL, no way I'm taking that bet. AOC is smart as a whip.

Trump...well...clueless is the word that comes to mind.

Actually, TRAITOR is the first word that comes to mind first when I think of Trump.

[3catwoman3]

30. You could probably answer every single question "B"...

...and get a higher score.

[Dustlawyer]

31. I LOVE Blue Mountain coffee!!!

[malaise]

33. Hey Dustlawyer

How are you - haven't seen you since the hurricanes a while back? How are you?

[yuiyoshida]

32. There is no doubt

She has more smarts in her little finger than Trump has in his entire body.

[spanone]

35. That's some mighty fine coffee....

but only a fool would take that bet

[Enoki33]

36. Love Blue Mountain coffee, but the odds are insurmountable.

[Dalai_1]

37. No Pun Intended but.....

That is a “no brainer”

[SummerSnow]

38. Homer Simpson is smarter than the MAGAcretin

[AZ8theist]

39. Are you fucking kidding??!?!?!

My pet rock has higher SAT scores than Doturd...

[SunSeeker]

41. Not taking that bet. Neither is Trump.

That's why he's keeping his SATs secret.

[Blue Owl]

42. Cool beans!

And you'll be one bag of blue mountain coffee richer for anyone who'll take that bet...

[Ahpook]

45. I know it feels good to rag on this fucking asshole

He did make it to the highest office in this country.

This alone keeps me from making jokes I NEVER thought he would be POTUS

These people aren't stupid!

[triron]

46. Come on Bet more.

[malaise]

47. But there are no takers