Okay, Lindsey - You're On!
TO: Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Spineless Traitor)
Dear Senator (or whatever you purport to be these days):
I just learned that you want an investigation into Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein’s remarks about an alleged proposal to use the 25th Amendment to remove President Trump from office.
I am with you a hundred percent. Let’s get everything out into the open, so that the American people can see and hear it all.
You do understand that at the first instance, such an investigation would have to consider whether Donald Trump has displayed behaviour that would lead to the belief that he is mentally unfit for office. This would mean that his rambling speeches, his incoherent statements, and his mindless tweets would all have to be reviewed in that context. So you might want to fire-up that exhibit stamp, Lindsey, because there’s a shitload of material that is going to be marked and filed.
To determine whether Trump has demonstrated mental instability – thereby confirming that suspicions of same were indeed justified – psychiatrists and psychologists would need to be retained, who would then have to conduct one-on-one meetings with the subject in order to reach a conclusion as to his state of mind. It would also be necessary for them to watch hours of video footage to look for signs of mental incapacity, and “tells” of someone in the throes of possible mental illness. And as we both know, Lindsey, your “pResident” is not going to come off as a man in his right mind.
You also understand that for the sake of transparency and fairness, any doctors thus engaged would have to be recognized as experts in their field, whose credentials are above reproach. In other words, people like Dr. Ronny “Candyman” Jackson need not apply.
Given his need for attention, I’m sure Donald will welcome the idea of being examined by a team of doctors many, many times. And given his calm demeanour and willingness to answer unpleasant questions, it will probably take only a few minutes before he starts tweeting about a “witch hunt” and/or a “perjury trap”.
Let me explain this in terms even you can understand, Lindsey. The only way Rosenstein can be accused of wrongdoing in discussing the possibility of Trump’s removal from office via the 25th Amendment would be to prove that your “pResident’s” own words and conduct never, in any circumstances, gave rise to such speculation.
As we both know – indeed, as most of the country knows, as well as people around the world – Trump’s conduct has been such that questioning his mental state is an obvious path to explore. In fact, those who have questioned it would be guilty only of doing their Constitutional duty to ensure that the man who holds the highest office in the land is mentally capable of carrying out the responsibilities of that office.
(You might have to look up what “Constitutional duty” means – because you and your Republican colleagues don’t seem to know what that is.)
So, yeah, Linds – I am behind you all the way on this one. I realize that with all of the other investigations your “pResident” is currently under, he won’t mind you ensnaring him in yet another one. He will no doubt show his appreciation in the same gracious manner he always does.
On the bright side, establishing that Trump is mentally unstable could go a long way towards a solid insanity defence – something that may well prove useful in the days ahead.
Your most truly,
--- NanceGreggs
P.S. I have no idea what Trump and the Russians have on you, Lindsey – but it must be something really big. But no worries – the truth always outs. So we’ll all know the salacious details before too long.
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