"I gave him the funeral he wanted...I didn't get a thank you." - Dotard in OH a few min. ago.

[mobeau69]

Oh my! He can't stop himself!

[nolabear]

1. WTF? Where can this beauty be watched?

[getagrip_already]

11. here...

I haven't watched it though. I NEVER watch his crap.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

18. Conway to Trump: You. Are. Nuts.

You. Are. Nuts.

Link to tweet

[demmiblue]

12. Here:

Link to tweet

[MissB]

17. He looks really puffy.

Hoping that something has caught up to him.

[ginnyinWI]

33. he's sniffing again, too. n/t

[gratuitous]

54. "I don't care about this, I didn't get a thank you"

The fact that you're still grinding on it months later would seem to indicate that you do care about it. As if you paid for the funeral out of your own pocket, you cheapskate.

[nolabear]

15. Just checked in on CSPAN. That is one tepid audience.

He's sweating like crazy and the audience is just sort of *clap*...*clap*...

He's really pretty much bombing, and not in the way he'd like to.

[John Fante]

57. If it weren't for the racist dog whistles he often blows

Trump's audience would have either fled for ze hills or lapsed into a coma by now. This applies to his other white supremacist rallies as well.

He's easily the worst political orater I have ever seen.

[leftieNanner]

2. Is he talking about McCain here?

He had nothing to do with the funeral. And he was not invited.

GAAAA!

[mobeau69]

5. Yep. I guess he's referring to authorizing the military part and the use of AF1.

Hard to believe, isn't it?

[sarge43]

66. Probably AF1.

The military part was McCain's right as a military retiree and Purple Heart recipient. If Moron tried to screw with that, I can ensure you there isn't enough shit nor fans in the world. It's not given; it's earned.

I wasn't a fan of McCain's politics, but he earned and deserved that hail and farewell.

[tblue37]

9. Which is what he means: McCain didn't want him there, he didn't go to it,

so he credits himself with "giving" McCain "the funeral he wanted."

And he expected to be thanked for that!!

[They_Live]

69. Thanked by a dead man.

Never going to happen. Hello logic.

[mr_lebowski]

3. You've got to be yanking our chain ... he DID NOT SAY THAT ...

Right?

[jberryhill]

32. Trump DID give McCain the funeral he wanted

McCain didn't want him there, and Trump didn't show up.

[PRETZEL]

37. no, but remember

Jared and Ivanka did

[world wide wally]

41. I wish he'd give all of us the funeral we want...his!

[jberryhill]

46. LOL

[Totally Tunsie]

48. Bazinga!

[littlemissmartypants]

51. DUzy. nt

[Autumn]

58. He doesn't even need to thank us.

[Dave Starsky]

64. That is truly the ONLY funeral I look forward to.

I am sad for the passing of everyone. "Ask not for whom the bell tolls", and all that. But Trump is demonstrably toxic to all life on Earth. I will not mourn his passing. It will be like a cancerous tumor has been instantly excised from all of modern civilization.

There will be a huge sigh of relief around the world when Donald Trump is no longer our President.

[sunnybrook]

71. Made me laugh

The best laugh I've had in a long time! We'd be glad to thank him!

[Chin music]

4. WE gave him the funeral. YOU don't hold title to us or the treasury or the "generals", (My Generals)

or anything. You aren't a king. WE pay the taxes. (Quite a lot this year actually). Stop taking credit for everything as though you own everything trump.

[Autumn]

6. WTF? He gave McCain his funeral?

[jberryhill]

34. No, Trump gave McCain the "funeral he wanted" - i.e. one without Trump in attendance

And McCain didn't even thank him for not showing up.

[Autumn]

40. We Democrats have all known McCain was an ass at times.

But to be fair, McCain was probably too busy to thank him at the church. This will set Meghan off tomorrow.

[Totally Tunsie]

52. Yeah...McCain was a little boxed in at the time.

[Autumn]

56. Yeah, they totally had him boxed in

[leftieNanner]

7. Actually, on second thought

I wish John McCain's ghost would pay him a visit. Maybe he wouldn't say thank you though.

[True Blue American]

26. Meghan said her Dad would be laughing to hear that he is still on the front page.

Trump is angry that John did not kill the ACA, embrassed the Republicans.

His face gets redder by the minute, his lies bigger and more frequent.

[getagrip_already]

8. trump "gave" him a funeral?

By what twisted logic is he claiming that? Lying in state was a congressional honor. Getting a military hero's funeral was a military honor.

Trump didn't even attend (nor was he invited to) the actual funeral service.

He is insane. And its all about him of course.

[True Blue American]

27. And he did not

Have to sign off.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. WTF?

“I gave him the funeral he wanted”? No, you fat fuck, the United States government, which is not you, did that. Fuck you and your Louis XIV airs, l’etat n’est pas toi.

[smirkymonkey]

67. Grrrr! He is such a raging narcissist!

When something is "bad" it's always someone else's fault, but when something is positive or epic, "HE DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF!" God, he makes me absolutely sick!

[Blue_Tires]

13. If Obama said that shit he would have been lynched on the spot

[dalton99a]

14. .

[LiberalLovinLug]

44. So what exactly did he have to "approve" of?

Some kind of official recognition by the White House?

And if it was something crucial.... (ie...Could he have ordered the military NOT to participate?, or the venue not be used?)...does he really think he'd have gotten away with being so blatantly petty? And by even suggesting that, he makes himself look even worse.

[Submariner]

16. Meghan McCain could literally walk up to Trump this week

and smack him and would walk away free, because no one would convict her imho.

Edit: Trump brings out the worst in me so I had to tone it down.

[notdarkyet]

23. She should.

[Initech]

25. I'd at least settle for a good face slapping.

[Totally Tunsie]

53. I'd be hoping she'd do some damage below the waist.

No one deserves it more.

[Dave Starsky]

61. If anyone could and should slap that infernal bastard's face...

She could. And she would be declared a national hero for doing it. She could cement the McCain legacy of heroism.

[tanyev]

19. C'mon, Ohio. Stand up and walk out of there.

[mobeau69]

21. That's some serious trump land around Lima.

[dalton99a]

22. A lot of well-trained Hillary haters

judging from the applause

[True Blue American]

30. They said the applause was tepid.

Trump never went near Lordstown.

[spanone]

24. Even someone else's death is all about him. Goddamn trump.

[Volaris]

29. McCain must have really reminded him what a piece of shit he is,

And so hate the man more than he let on.

[jberryhill]

28. To be fair, John McCain didn't thank Trump for his funeral

Good God what a cretin.

[TruckFump]

31. DOTARD CERTIFIABLY INSANE. EOM

[ginnyinWI]

38. Demented, but also just a very bad person. n/t

[Doodley]

35. This how far America has fallen.

[0rganism]

36. "i didn't get a thank you" for doing nothing? raising the bar to a new low, again

every time i think that "bar" has hit its lowest possible point, pure bedrock, it's time for another "hold my beer" moment from the Trumpsters.

at this point, i can only assume said bar is working its way through the magma of the earth's mantle and will reach the molten core sometime next year in time for the election.

[BigmanPigman]

65. You have a way with word...

thank you, I needed the pick me up.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

39. President Livia Soprano strikes again.

"Oh, I gave my life to my children on a silver platter, and this is how he repays me!"

[LuckyCharms]

42. Donald, do up a shopping bag full of burgers and drop dead motherfucker.

[Totally Tunsie]

43. He may have very small hands (and we know what THAT means),

but he has balls the size of bowling balls. Truly fuckin' crazy...



I can only hope that Chris Hayes covers this in his "Thing 1, Thing 2" segment tonight!

[The Wizard]

45. He's a fucking nut.

[DemoTex]

47. His shameless self absorption is breathtaking.

But, must we all descend with Trump into the Maelström of his mind? This is the worst nightmare of my 71 years.

[Boomerproud]

59. I will be 63 shortly and you echo my feeling

word for word. I have no clue why we have to live with this horror show. For the first time in my life I am glad that my time on this earth is getting shorter. Please someone rescue us!

[Pepsidog]

49. No class scumbag. Piece of human excrement. Not worth cursing over.

[C Moon]

50. I guess this is why we're seeing so much of Pence in the media lately.

[Initech]

55. There is no low to which he will not stoop.

[lpbk2713]

60. What a fucking idiot.

Piss on anyone whoever voted for this pathetic simpleton.

[Evolve Dammit]

62. Expecting thanks from a dead person. Wow. Cuckoo for Cocopuffs. Ready the rubber room...

[hibbing]

63. Daily Show Tweet

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">"I, Donald J. Trump, am calling on Senator John McCain to release his long-form death certificate." <a href="https://t.co/UBrAC4pPFy">pic.twitter.com/UBrAC4pPFy</a></p>— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) <a href="

Link to tweet

?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Nasruddin]

68. We'll all be thanking him

at his own funeral

[UniteFightBack]

70. WHEN is someone going to tell this MUTHAFUCKA off right to his face? WHEN? nt