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leftieNanner

(15,087 posts) Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:06 PM Mar 2019

If you want a laugh-out-loud read re: Devin Nunes

you will seriously enjoy Dana Milbank's column today. The puns are glorious! I was driving my husband crazy over coffee this morning with my howling.

https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/commentary/2019/03/20/dana-milbank-devin-nunes/

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If you want a laugh-out-loud read re: Devin Nunes (Original Post) leftieNanner Mar 2019 OP

I have followed and been followed by Devin Nune's mom for at least a year. That article is hilarious dewsgirl Mar 2019 #1

Republicans are now taking away our cows. Shameful. IllinoisBirdWatcher Mar 2019 #2

Well, then I better go out and buy a whole herd of cows leftieNanner Mar 2019 #3

I've heard of cows. Archae Mar 2019 #4

Now just hold on a minute Archae leftieNanner Mar 2019 #5

Anyone else can horn in if they want... Archae Mar 2019 #8

This thread has become Udderly Hillarious. eom IllinoisBirdWatcher Mar 2019 #10

Ruminate on that for a moment... Wounded Bear Mar 2019 #6

Don't you mean: leftieNanner Mar 2019 #7

I'll have to chew on that for a bit... Wounded Bear Mar 2019 #9

This cud take a while... leftieNanner Mar 2019 #12

The article is hilarious, but the funniest bit is a quote from Nunes himself! lagomorph777 Mar 2019 #11

dewsgirl

(14,961 posts)

1. I have followed and been followed by Devin Nune's mom for at least a year. That article is hilarious

Reply to leftieNanner (Original post)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:21 PM

Mar 2019

IllinoisBirdWatcher

(2,315 posts)

2. Republicans are now taking away our cows. Shameful.

Reply to leftieNanner (Original post)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:33 PM

Mar 2019

And they are trying to blame Democrats...

Green New Deal fears: Will AOC rustle our cows?

Iowa cows need to be immediately branded with GPS trackers so Whiny Nunes can monitor ALL cows from his California residence to make sure his Iowa cows are safe.

leftieNanner

(15,087 posts)

3. Well, then I better go out and buy a whole herd of cows

Reply to IllinoisBirdWatcher (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:45 PM

Mar 2019

before those nasty Republicans come for them.

Can I buy cow futures on the stock market?

Doesn't this go against my Second Amendment rights for a "well cow-ed militia"?

Archae

(46,327 posts)

4. I've heard of cows.

Reply to leftieNanner (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:49 PM

Mar 2019

Nunes is trying to pretend Trump is udder-ly blameless, and Moo-ler is trying to milk this for all it's worth.

Nunes' lawsuit has a rather cheesy premise, though.

leftieNanner

(15,087 posts)

5. Now just hold on a minute Archae

Reply to Archae (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:33 PM

Mar 2019

I might have a beef with you here.

Archae

(46,327 posts)

8. Anyone else can horn in if they want...

Reply to leftieNanner (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:41 PM

Mar 2019

IllinoisBirdWatcher

(2,315 posts)

10. This thread has become Udderly Hillarious. eom

Reply to Archae (Reply #8)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:11 PM

Mar 2019

Wounded Bear

(58,649 posts)

6. Ruminate on that for a moment...

Reply to leftieNanner (Original post)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:39 PM

Mar 2019

leftieNanner

(15,087 posts)

7. Don't you mean:

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:41 PM

Mar 2019

ru-mooooo-nate?

Wounded Bear

(58,649 posts)

9. I'll have to chew on that for a bit...

Reply to leftieNanner (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:42 PM

Mar 2019

leftieNanner

(15,087 posts)

12. This cud take a while...

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #9)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 07:41 PM

Mar 2019

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

11. The article is hilarious, but the funniest bit is a quote from Nunes himself!

Reply to leftieNanner (Original post)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:16 PM

Mar 2019

The Nunes lawsuit states: "Like Devin Nunes' Mom, Devin Nunes' cow engaged a vicious defamation campaign against Nunes that lasted over a year. Devin Nunes' cow has made, published and republished hundreds of false and defamatory statements of and concerning Nunes, including the following: Nunes is a 'treasonous cowpoke' … 'Devin's boots are full of manure. He's udder-ly worthless and its pasture time to move him to prison.'" (The cow, revealing its true species, spelled "move" as "mooove.&quot

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