Golden Girl

[democrank]

Don’t laugh, but it wouldn’t surprise me one teensy bit if I saw Ivanka Trump arrive at “work” wearing a tiara. This woman has somehow scurried over or around any and every obstacle put in front of her by laws or traditions. It’s like she has one of those fantasyland jet packs and with the blink of an eye she’s sitting in Putin’s chair or rumored to be the #1 choice to head the World Bank or seeking favors from China. Lot of countries, long list, lots of favors, plenty of time.

Foreign affairs interest me, so imagine my surprise when I see photos from country after country featuring Ivanka Trump. She’s everywhere, standing out in her lovely flesh-colored dress and some kind of headphones. I believe world leaders wear those things....not the dress....the headphones, so maybe she’s a stand-in World Leader when Daddy golfs.

I’m beginning to get a little irritated because she uses whatever communications system she wants, so there may not be a record of what she’s promising Putin or Saudi Arabia or even Rudy Giuliani. Who’s going to argue with someone wearing a tiara? Certainly not those cowards in the Republican Party. They couldn’t even point out the Constitution if it was in their striped-vest pocket....which it isn’t.

So Ivanka has become The First Squatter. Actually, the First Squatter Daughter. She takes over places where she doesn’t belong. She uses other people’s money, other people’s limos, other people’s desks. She even uses other people.

Quick question—What are her qualifications?

[keithbvadu2]

1. Her qualifications? - She was hand picked.

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Her qualifications? - She was hand picked.

[smirkymonkey]

4. Every time I see that gif I just want to hurl.

It is so creepy. I don't think we know half of the secrets that this sick family is hiding. I would be my life on the fact that the crimes they have committed would put any gangster to shame.

[Hekate]

2. The Mad King's daughter is the Crown Princess. Jared is Prince Consort. ...

Prince Junior and Prince Eric are off doing important stuff, and Prince Barron is the Boy in the Tower, along with his mother, the consort to the King. Tiffany is just a bastard child in their opinion.

There, all sorted. They are an ugly, entitled, arrogant bunch with no qualifications for anything in a democracy.

In fact, they put the "mock" in democracy.

[Karadeniz]

3. I noted that at a recent conference, she held the earphones to one ear to protect her hairdo.