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Fumesucker

(45,851 posts) Fri Aug 24, 2012, 05:54 PM Aug 2012

May your son the doctor introduce you to his new fiancee, Bristol Palin..

Yiddish curses for Republican Jews..

http://www.yiddishcursesforrepublicanjews.com/#

May the secretary your husband is schtupping depend on Planned Parenthood for her birth control

May you grow so rich that your widow’s second husband is thrilled they repealed the estate tax

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May your son the doctor introduce you to his new fiancee, Bristol Palin.. (Original Post) Fumesucker Aug 2012 OP

My favorite... Kalidurga Aug 2012 #1

Oy if only I could rec more than once! lunasun Aug 2012 #2

Laughing so hard, I am crying. Love this one: livetohike Aug 2012 #3

Ha.... Scuba Aug 2012 #4

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)

1. My favorite...

Reply to Fumesucker (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2012, 06:02 PM

Aug 2012

May you feast every day on chopped liver with onions, chicken soup with dumplings, baked carp with horseradish, braised meat with vegetable stew, latkes, and may every bite of it be contaminated with E. Coli, because the government gutted the E.P.A.

lunasun

(21,646 posts)

2. Oy if only I could rec more than once!

Reply to Fumesucker (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2012, 06:03 PM

Aug 2012

livetohike

(22,147 posts)

3. Laughing so hard, I am crying. Love this one:

Reply to Fumesucker (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2012, 06:05 PM

Aug 2012

May you grow like an onion with your head in the ground, and then may the ground be fracked.

Special significance here in PA.

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

4. Ha....

Reply to Fumesucker (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2012, 06:37 PM

Aug 2012

May you have a rare disease and need an operation that only one surgeon in the world, the winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine, is able to perform. And may he be unable to perform it because he doesn’t take your insurance. And may that Nobel Laureate be your son.

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