They might as well just give Trump a urinal for a headstone

[Snake Plissken]

Because the only reason anyone will visit his grave is to piss on it.

[empedocles]

1. .

[MyOwnPeace]

2. And there will be a

l o o o o o o o o o o o o o o g g g g g g g g g g g line!

[bluestarone]

3. Yes a funnel shaped one!

And we all know where the bottom end will be.

[2naSalit]

4. Won't take long to become a SuperFund site so

they should probably just park him next to a large sewage treatment plant.

[jmowreader]

36. No, I was thinking IN a large sewage treatment plant

[2naSalit]

39. Well that would simplify things...

we wouldn't have to leave home to submit our contributions.

[Auggie]

5. ROFL!!! K&R!!!

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

6. I won't be there. I hate to stand in lines.

[sfwriter]

7. yeah, I'm going to start saving my piss NOW.

We could setup a service with a tanker truck so everyone could participate as it crossed the country.

[Takket]

8. why give him something he would enjoy?

[Nevilledog]

21. *snort*

[Kaleva]

9. A toilet would be better so women could use it.

[susanr516]

12. Thank you

I was thinking it would be a bit awkward for me.

[barbtries]

10. yes, as I have said before

they'll have to build a latrine at his grave.

[BigmanPigman]

11. Didn't former acting AG Whitaker sell XXXXL urinals for well

endowed men before he was promoted to head urinal position?

"Before Whitaker entered the Trump orbit, he used to sit on the board of Miami-based company World Patent Marketing (WPM), which peddled products like Sasquatch dolls, a “theoretical time travel commodity,” and something called the Masculine Toilet, which is designed to help “well-endowed men” keep their big ol’ dicks out of their toilet bowls, according to Mother Jones."

https://www.playboy.com/read/matthew-whitaker-and-his-big-dick-toilets-are-an-emblem-for-2018-1

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. How many times will one be allowed to visit?

(I want to be sure to save some for later)

[jmowreader]

37. Oh, as many times as you want

The National Park Service can't restrict people from visiting things like this.

[HubertHeaver]

14. The ground around the urinal will be so wet one will not be able to walk

within 50 yards without sinking up to one's ankles.

[PufPuf23]

15. Tragically unfunny is Trump yet I chuckle. nt.

[ooky]

16. Better go all the way

with a toilet and a roll of toilet paper.

[nini]

17. Perfect

Lol

[lunatica]

18. People will be waiting in a long, long line

for days!

[IndianaDave]

19. Several yards before the headstone sounds like a perfect place for me to sell bottled water!

[Generic Other]

20. Will this work?

[Capt. America]

22. True story: I pissed on Ronald Reagan's birthplace in Tampico, IL.

[smirkymonkey]

23. Urinating, and worse.

That gravesite is going to look like a city dump, but it will probably smell even worse.

[LibDemAlways]

24. Not going to happen. He'll be entombed in a

secure, heavily guarded gold and marble mausoleum on the grounds of one of his clubs, probably Mar-a-Lago. No visitors allowed.

[calimary]

26. Maybe with the rising ocean level that would be the best place for him.

Mar-a-Lago may well wind up drowning.

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. It wouldn't surprise me if he hasn't already planned a Pharaoh-like burial tomb

I hadn't thought of it until I saw your post, but yeah, he's surely got something big and ugly and awful planned for his burial.

Maybe that's why he's so desperate to get something in Russia - he wants to buried there so that no American can get to his grave and shit on it.

[lpbk2713]

35. I would buy a drone just to get around something like that.

It would carry a reservoir with a remote release.
If I was lucky there would be a lot of visitors there.

[Nitram]

25. A urinal connected to his coffin.

[Gothmog]

27. Can you imagine his state funeral?

No one will show up except magaites

[Still In Wisconsin]

28. I like this idea...

:large

[Hassler]

29. I like your thinking! Maybe the ex-ex-acting AG can design it.

[grumpyduck]

30. This is terrible, but I can see it...

A circle of maybe twenty or thirty Porta-Potties arranged around that inflatable of T. That way people paying their dis-respects can do a #1, a #2, or a #3.

[Power 2 the People]

31. So true Snake

[java108]

32. I'm mainlining Ex-Lax the day that fucker croaks.

I plan on turning that grave into a Pollock done in shades of brown.

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. Oh, you sell his supporters short - many will come to it to masturbate to their furious leader

and rage against their impotency.

[jmowreader]

38. Unfortunately, that's not what they should do

What they REALLY should do is:

1. Cremate the bastard.
2. Get a 155mm howitzer round. Dump half the explosive out of it and refill it with Trump's ashes.
3. Insert a proximity fuze set to go off 200 feet above the ground.
4. Load it into a cannon.
5. Fire it over one of Camp Lejeune's artillery ranges. And do it without news coverage.

This will prevent Trump's gravesite from becoming a Nazi shrine.