"Can you please repeat the question, Senator?" . . . Please come CAPTION William Barr, A.G.!!!

[skip fox]

Attorney General (Ameria's Top Flop) Barr is saying: "I'm simply not sure what you men, Senator. . . . I mean what does 'suggests' mean? . . . If someone, for instance, just said it would be nice if we investigated someone or if, just for argument's sake, someone ordered me to investigate someone, would I be committing perjury by saying 'No one suggested I investigate a certain individual'? . . . And then I wonder if that includes many people 'asking' or 'suggesting' or whatever? . . . And what if this hypothetical entity ask me to investigate 'many individuals'? . . . And do you include corporations as individuals? . . .What about cities or nation states? . . . For Christ's sake, Senator Harris, I don't understand a word you are saying!!! . . . Could you please repeat the question?"





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Above CAPTION based on this twisted stub's appearance before the Senate 5.1.19, esp. this series of responses covered by Time:

http://time.com/5581550/kamala-harris-william-barr/

[C_U_L8R]

1. What a fuckwit

[RainCaster]

2. My pardon will be this big

[BruceWane]

3. May as well make a buck

"Ladies and gentlemen, Attorney General William Barr, brought to you by Miracle Ear"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Barr: "Well, heck! If you wanna - if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing!"

Barr: "Okay! I'll do a damned lot count!"

Senator Harris: "Sir? Right now?"

Barr: "Yah, right now! You're darn tootin'! If it's so damned important to ya!"

Senator Harris: "Well, I'm sorry, sir!"

Barr: "Ah, what the Christ!"

(Barr is seen racing towards the exit doors)

Senator Harris: "Oh for Pete's sake! He's fleeing the interview! He's fleeing the interview!"

[skip fox]

5. Never forgo Fargo!

[VOX]

6. "A reverse mortgage will put you at ease. Call now, and you'll get this lubricated catheter free!"

Late-night commercial burnout.

[Johonny]

7. I'm using my imagination to create mythical conversations the president might have had

and even in my imagination, it's fucking obstruction of justice!

[skip fox]

8. W.B. continues:

"How else can I tell you, Senator? Listen carefully: 'I might comply if I was that kind of person, but I'm not that kind of person. . . . Do you want to trample on my Constitutionally-protected right to be who I really am? . . . I don't think so!"

[kentuck]

9. He's a toady...

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ccafd79dc7f752e9bf1cefa/master/w_727,c_limit/DC050219.jpg

[skip fox]

10. W.B. continues:

"Quest ions, questions, questions! . . .. That's all I get is questions. . . . Why not some answers for once. . . . You're supposed to be the smart people. I mean you're senators.."