The menu for President Stupid's state dinner with Queen Elizabeth has been leaked.

[kpete]

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LOL

https://www.eschatonblog.com/2019/05/saturday-evening.html#comment-4449724463

[wryter2000]

1. Covfefe

Nice touch

[sheshe2]

2. Bwahahahaha!

Oh, and serve the burgers cold.

[brewens]

25. Trumps spread for the football team had to have the fast food execs shitting little green apples!

It's been awhile since I worked at one of those places, but I still bet all the procedures for ensuring "fresh" hot food are relentlessly pounded into the staff! Then they all see Trump breaking all the rules.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

3. When the Queen rises from the table, people have to stop eating.....

That is the rule, even if the meal has not been finished. That will iritate Trump to no end. He does not like to have his mealtime interrupted.

Nor does he get to pick the menu. If he does not like it, he does not have to eat.The Queen is in control.

Just makes me wonder how Royalty and the Upper class Nobles are going to react to the Orange ass.

[demtenjeep]

9. too funny. She should get up after one bite

fat donnie would cry and whine

[jmowreader]

13. While this is The Rule...

The Queen is a kind and generous person who waits until everyone's finished eating before she gets up.

Given that, if I was the Queen I would serve this dinner:

First Course
Borscht with Sour Cream
Blintzes Filled with Smoked Salmon and Sovietsky Cheese*

Main Course
Steamed Salmon with Parsley Sauce
Tomatoes and Potatoes in Mushroom Sauce

To Clear the Palate
Rkatsiteli Wine Sorbet

Dessert
Assorted Pirozhki and Hot Tea

* Yes, such a thing exists: When we still had communists they couldn't go around calling mild, nutty white cheese full of holes "Swiss" cheese, now could we? That's no longer a problem but everyone still calls it the old name.

[House of Roberts]

4. Be sure when the macaroni and cheese is served,

to play Only Time by Enya. Then he'll know it's really Kraft mac and cheese.

[machoneman]

5. No, no, NO! It should be......humble pie, well done!

[lunatica]

6. Fish and chips with vinegar to taste and spotted dick.

[crazytown]

19. Fish and chips with vinegar

wrapped in a newspaper with a stories about impeachment.

[enid602]

22. MAGAt Sausages

I was just reading on CNN that, due to overpopulation, we're all going to be eating maggot sausages in the near future. That would be a suitable choice for tRump. Hell, Melanie, Ivanka, Sarah and Kelly Anne don't seem to mind it.

[crazytown]

23. MAGAT sausages with mushrooms

on surround by picketed cockerel wings.

[Ohiogal]

7. WHAT!!!

No “two scoops”???

[certainot]

8. no spotted dick?

[Funtatlaguy]

26. That's only for a Mike Pence visit

[certainot]

27. that makes sense!

[dmr]

10. Apples, Pears & Origins!

That's probably the only thing I like about the corrupt buffoon.

[DeeDeeNY]

11. Dessert must be 2 scoops, not 1 scoop of ice cream

[emmaverybo]

12. Made my day

[SergeStorms]

14. No Hamberders?

His rotundness will be disappointed.

[JohnnyRingo]

15. "Melanie"

I get it.

[TeamPooka]

16. white wine spritzer for Melanie.

[rurallib]

17. is that diet coke the stuff you drink

or the stuff that gets snorted?

[lunatica]

21. LOL!

Although the stuff you drink will spew from your nose if you laugh the wrong way.

[dawn5651]

18. the queen

probably has zero idea what that stuff is...and if i were her i would toss it at the orange menace and run like hell.

[crazytown]

20. No, she stands up when it is served

and leaves. As Protocol demands, that is the end of the dinner.

[smirkymonkey]

24. K&R

[UrbScotty]

28. Just add origin juice!