May space pirates devour your liver

[malaise]

Ted Cruz responding to Chris Hayes on Twitter
This is a sitting Senator

[muntrv]

1. Rafael is a snowflake.

[Zoonart]

2. Avast yee matey!

We be space pirates here for sure.

just WOW.

[Xipe Totec]

3. Alektronically transfer yer space doubloons! nt

[JHB]

4. Nonsense. It's the bird that likes liver...

[corbettkroehler]

5. My Thought Exactly

On the question of buffoonery from a sitting U.S. senator, this pales in comparison to Lindsey Graham's encouraging DJTJ to take the Fifth. Graham is a JAG officer!

[Maru Kitteh]

6. Oh lawd. I read that as "MySpace pirates devour your liver" and

I was thinking, "Is there really such thing as MySpace anymore?"

[malaise]

9. ROFL

[Solly Mack]

7. Damn space pirates. Does explain that horrible growth on Cruz's face though.

He's playing dress-up as a space pirate.

[Rambling Man]

8. "Some people call me the space pirate . . .

some call me the gangster of love."

Cruz is human shit.