If men could get pregnant there would be an abortion clinic in every Walmart.

[shockey80]

You would be able to buy the pill at every convenient store. There would be no abortion debate.

[Funtatlaguy]

1. And in every sports bar.

[BigMin28]

2. And a couple of days

Off work every month.

[LakeArenal]

3. And the women who got men pregnant could make all the rules.

[Ohiogal]

4. I challenge any man

to endure 36 hours of labor like I did......

You’d never see any of these forced birth bills, that’s for sure.....

[corbettkroehler]

13. This Guy Couldn't Argue With You

36 hours? You're right - I never would have made it.

General anesthesia, stat!

[Skittles]

5. they'd get a month off work too

[onecaliberal]

6. They'd be drive through.

[Brother Buzz]

7. If men could get pregnant there would be an abortion clinic in every Jiffy Lube

Drive-thru express lane, Baby!

[rustydog]

8. And they would be next to the Rx where they can get discounted Viagra

or the generic: Mycoxafailin'

[TomSlick]

9. If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament of the Church.

Attributed to Gloria Steinem, who in turn, attributed a female taxi driver in Boston.

[maxrandb]

10. And the procedure would be tax deductible n/t

[lunatica]

11. There would be feeding stations in every bar!

I love this thread!

[corbettkroehler]

12. Open 24 Hours With $0 Copay!

I am SICK of the hypocrisy! The only comfort I take is that I don't have to look these slimeball politicians in the eye.

Related note: did you catch Leslie Jones' piece on SNL?

Link to tweet

[bullwinkle428]

14. I'm going to extend the argument even further - if this was only a case of

exclusively black and brown women seeking abortions, my guess is that big-money RW forces (i.e., Koch brothers, etc.) would ensure that there were more clinics in every town than Starbucks locations.

Because there is a very definite racial component to the abortion debate, which one may ignore at their own peril. Think Chump's "Make America White Again" mindset he consistently drives home to his base, in particular by going back to the immigration debate again and again and again.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

15. Abortion would have been legalized 2000 years ago,

there would be no jeebus!

[Totally Tunsie]

16. The term "abortion" would be abolished, and the term

"desirable culling" would take it's place. So much more user friendly!