"Satan is a Democrat." . . . Please come CAPTION one of Fox's major wack-jobs, Jeanine Pirro!!!

[skip fox]

Jeanine (reincarnated viper) Pirro is saying: "Any clear and rational conclusion will reveal that the Obama-Clinton-Comey Triad was worse than any Sicilian mob or South American drug cartel, or genocidal dictator, and anybody who doesn't see that is either stupid or in cahoots, and if 'in cahoots,' they deserve that same reward that all these other Deep State rats do: flush them down the toilet. . . . That's my fair-minded and rational view and concludes my Opening Statement. . . . Now onto Hillary's secret sex change."

[rzemanfl]

1. Go drive your car Speedy. n/t

[Johonny]

2. I want to make it clear that I am a constitutional scholar. I got an A in constitution. A big A.

What the democrats are doing right now as we speak is not constitutional. Some people are saying it approaches being unconstitutional because its not in the constitution. It's not. You can look. I carry my constitution around with me in the breast pocket of my other coat. And let me tell you, it's not in there. What the democrats are doing, it's not in there. It's not. Thank God our president has the guts to declare this extra-constitional overreach exactly what it is, a desperate attempt to avoid being convict for the various crimes they've committed. And that has been my opening statement.

Now on to my first guest. Five time Golden Globe audience member and two time Oscar party guest...Victoria Jackson!

[skip fox]

3. You have her cadence down, her phrasing, her emphases, etc.

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See why I find this an interesting warm-up before writing? And I don't get into it, making a caricature of their speech patterns, as you do.