Profiles in Crazy, LXXXV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("I've got the best neurons" ) Trump is saying: "This morning I had all these great plans for infrastructure and how to pay for it. . . . It fact, our efforts were bound to pay for themselves two or three time over. Believe me. . . . But then the Democrats claim, dishonestly mind you, that I'm covering up. . . . How am I supposed to deal straight with them if they're being dishonest? . . . So I walked out of the meeting, so what?"

[Soxfan58]

1. And it has a head like a little mushroom.

[Johonny]

2. The facts are the facts, no collusion, no obstruction, and no infrastructure.

Say grandma needs a bridge. Well, I'm a builder. I know how to build. That's what I do ... did. Does. That's what I does. I build things. Like the wall. We're building it. So big, so long, so 1 billion dollars a mile. People ask me all the time, all the time, how did you get so rich that you don't need banks except for loans and to launder all that dirty Russian mob money so I'll appear rich to the idiots that vote for me, and I tell them; siphon off the money for the phony wall. Put it in your pocket and then walk away. That's business. That's just good business. Then declare a loss on your taxes and hide the money in Germany, a country that I hate. There's no cover up involved in all that. Nothing to see here. I'm not paying hush money this time. In fact, you don't have to pay hush money to Bill Barr to hide your obstruction of justice. Hell, whores are expensive, but that Barr guy does it for free. That's not illegal. It's just sad. Just sad. Anyways, grandma and the bridge. You thought I forgot. Well, I did. Fuck grandma. She ain't getting shit until Pelosi drops this whole I do illegal things act. I don't do illegal things. Heck, I barely get off the couch to turn the TV on to watch FOX news these days. I need to get a remote.

[moondust]

3. "This time I refuse to do my job."

"Stop the 'I' words right now or next time I bomb somebody."

[skip fox]

4. D.T. continues:

"So now I'm not telling anyone my great infrastructure plans until after the 2020 election."