God is hilarious

[kpete]

[Scootaloo]

1. So, something like this?

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[Cresent City Kid]

7. There are two

Is this a test, or another joke?

[Aerows]

8. If the Mormon wins

I'm moving. Period. I have a passport and will travel.

[catabryna]

2. Thank God for small favors.

[Kennah]

3. Phone call between God and Satan

Ring, ring, ring.

S: Hello?
G: Hi Satan, it's God. Just calling about our little bet.
S: Fuck you, man! I mean just, fuck you.
G: That's no way to talk, particularly for a loser. Time to pay up.
S: Fine. I'm online right now anyway. I'll Paypal it to you. Okay?
G: Sure, no problem.
S: <clickety clack, clickety clack> And send. There. Done. One dollar. All yours Big Guy.
G: Thanks. So, have you thought anymore about my offer on the General Election? And you should know, I didn't tell Pat Robertson anything.
S: Oh, I knew that. He's on my list, not yours.
G: There's still time left for him.

[Tx4obama]

5. LOL :)

And the fact that the story, made headlines, yesterday about Robertson saying that God told him who was going to win the election was pretty funny

[Ecumenist]

10. LMAO!!

[Zorra]

4. She really is quite the practical joker. nt

[MrScorpio]

6. Something that I already know...

[Summer Hathaway]

9. This kind of stuff

always reminds me of an old David Steinberg routine:

"And then God, with that inimitable sense of humor that is His and His alone, said ..."