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Sat May 25, 2019, 10:47 AM

My Vietnam. . . . Please come CAPTION Presidented Trump!!



Presidented ("Honor is an empty concept" ) Trump is saying: "What the fake news doesn't tell you is that I wanted to go to Vietnam and serve my country--and I would have been great, by the way--but the bones spurs in my foot held me back. . . . If I would have gone, I probably would have won the Metal of Honor. That's how gung-ho I was. . . . Hoorah!!"

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Reply My Vietnam. . . . Please come CAPTION Presidented Trump!! (Original post)
skip fox May 2019 OP
underpants May 2019 #1
DFW May 2019 #2
Elwood P Dowd May 2019 #3
keithbvadu2 May 2019 #10
skip fox May 2019 #4
3catwoman3 May 2019 #5
skip fox May 2019 #6
3catwoman3 May 2019 #7
lunatica May 2019 #11
skip fox May 2019 #8
skip fox May 2019 #9

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 10:55 AM

1. Who put the mic above me?

Iíve noticed that camera angles on him are level or actually down (FAKE NEWS) while the angles were always up on W.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 11:00 AM

2. In honor of Memorial Day

"I hereby designate the White House as the Trump Memorial. Any president after me who
wishes to live here must scratch their name on the wall in the Lincoln Bedroom and write
that they slept there. This is an executive order. It is neither returnable or refundable."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 11:01 AM

3. Private Bone Spurs had his own Vietnam

with his bedroom assignments in the US.

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Response to Elwood P Dowd (Reply #3)

Sun May 26, 2019, 12:44 AM

10. "A great and very brave soldier"

"A great and very brave soldier"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 11:08 AM

4. D.T. continues:

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ďThe fake news will also tell you that bone spurs wonít heal themselves, but they donít take into account my great genes. . . . My doctor just told me just yesterday that my foot looks like the foot of an NFL linebacker in his twenties, believe it or not.Ē

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 11:24 AM

5. It is hard to tell these days - please tell me...

...that he did not really say that.

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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #5)

Sat May 25, 2019, 12:04 PM

6. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport

but we try to channel our subjects' stupidity deceptiveness, cupidity, hatreds, etc. as well as some of their speech patterns ancd vocal tics all in the name of satire.

But you're exactly right. It is extremely hard to tell where satire ends and reality begins with this spud and his ilk.

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Response to skip fox (Reply #6)

Sat May 25, 2019, 12:07 PM

7. The problem is that I can totally see him...

...making such a claim. He is his own biggest fan, with nothing to back it up.

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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #7)

Sun May 26, 2019, 12:55 AM

11. He has murdered irony

Slaughtered satire, strangled the outrageous and butchered the unbelievable. Anything goes. All is mundane, normal, Unremarkable and believable in the new Trump world.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 12:18 PM

8. D.T. continues:

"And if I would have gone, we wouldn't have lost. Period. End of story."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 02:45 PM

9. D.T. is saying:

"Steve Bannon is teaching me how to look really, really mean. First you scrunch up your mouth like this then imagine eating a dog's b*lls while he's still wearing them!"

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