My suggestion for drinking games for the RNC convention

[rurallib]

1) spotting any non-white delegate, 3 drinks per separate individual
2) 1 sip per religious reference (eg 'christians, God, america is a christian nation)
3) six ounces per Romney lie (may want to adjust)
4) 6 oz per birth certificate reference.
5) one oz per Reagan reference
6) two oz per veiled racial reference.

Have fun with this.

[niyad]

1. and you will be dangerously drunk within 5 minutes of this circus starting.

[pinboy3niner]

2. And that's even without including 'welfare' and 'entitlement'!

[niyad]

6. or abortion or rape

[rurallib]

3. I know - I don't drink. Someone with some experience needs

to make some real suggestions.

[niyad]

8. oh no, the suggestions are wonderful--it is just that this crap will be spewing in unending torrents

from the moment they start, so it will only take a few minutes to be seriously drunk.

of course, I think if one is actually going to try to watch this crap, one should probably be well-fortified with strong drink before beginning.

[pinboy3niner]

11. I wouldn't play a drinking game on this...

...even if I wrote the number for 911 on my arm in advance.

[nanabugg]

4. That, and I will be watching the TV series I missed Sunday and other re-runs. nt

[NYC_SKP]

5. I've got a heavy buzz just thinking about it... whoooo, uh oh.....

[slackmaster]

7. I'd go farther with the Reagan thing

When a larger-than-life image of Reagan is projected on a big screen, everyone light up a "hooter."

[jmowreader]

9. No drinking games for the RNC convention, please

BAC of 0.50 or above is lethal in humans; you'd get there pretty quick playing the game you described.

We are going to have a hard enough time reelecting the president and giving him enough Representatives and Senators to do his job; drinking ourselves to death during Nazi-con 2012 ain't gonna help.

[steve2470]

17. Nazi-con bwahahahaha nt

[tkmorris]

10. I intend to ignore it and have a beer

If I did what you suggest I'd be dead after about an hour I should think.

[spanone]

12. no human can survive drinking those quantities

[Panasonic]

13. Except for Republicans.

[IggleDoer]

14. The term "Democrat" Party

n/t

[Motown_Johnny]

15. I think I will be going to bed at 10:00 for the next few nights.

Although, a local station airs "The Big Bang Theory" reruns at 10:00. Maybe I will stay up until 10:30.

[steve2470]

16. I'll call the ER in advance to reserve my alcohol poisoning bed

[Prophet 451]

18. That's worse than the Stephen King drinking game

This one is likely to kill people.

[mojo2012]

19. I'm waiting

I'm waiting to see if there will be any "indiscretions" discovered during the convention. I can't imagine that during free time, that there wouldn't be a few visits to the famous Tampa strip clubs or perhaps some inappropriate conduct after a few cocktails.

[joeybee12]

20. KNR...you'd get pretty drunk quickly...nt