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I laughed...
Sephora employee: what exactly are you looking for in a mascara? Volume? Lengthening? (Insert other makeup words here)
Me: Oh! I want my beauty to be so devastatingly glowy that people publicly question whether or not I need to comply with a subpoena, whaddya got?
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