Question: Where is FLOTUS "Melanie"?

[BigmanPigman]

Is she absent due to her being replaced by the Fem Bot 1st daughter?

[brucefan]

1. I Don't Care!

Do U?

[emmaverybo]

2. You can bet she, like Marla, has a lover. Colonial wife is what she is. No doubt a sociopath like

he is. Honestly, I thought maybe she had some shred of humanity. .

[Maru Kitteh]

11. Really? What on Earth made you believe Birther Barbie had anything to offer?

She's just as despicable as he is. Seems she always has been.

[emmaverybo]

13. Did not say I still believe it. I wanted her to be a better person. NT

[Maru Kitteh]

14. I think we all hoped - against all evidence - that at least one of that fam/spawn/brood was human

Alas.

[stonecutter357]

3. Maybe a surgery to fix her bad boob job ?

[jmowreader]

12. I don't know about that...

Her new kidneys look okay to me...not “doubleplus good” kidney work, but perfectly acceptable manufactured kidneys.

[SMC22307]

16. They're lopsided. (n/t)

[shanny]

4. How quickly we forget.

Less than 2 weeks ago her husband was publicly and credibly accused of rape. Banana Republicans didn't notice or didn't care, many of us are just numb to the outrages...but even a poor excuse for a wife (especially a poor excuse, now that I think of it) is not likely pleased.

[Mike Nelson]

5. Probably...

… getting a few "touch-ups" before the 4th of July celebration!

[monmouth4]

6. Don't she and Barron live with her parents, not the White House? n/t

[blueinredohio]

7. She'll be there on the 4th for her photo-op.

[IcyPeas]

8. Wonder what her relationship with ivanka is like

Donald doesn't look at Melanie the way he looks at his daughter .

[safeinOhio]

9. On her mission to protect

the little children.

[UTUSN]

10. K&R

[jalan48]

15. She's getting a tune up with the other Stepford Wives.