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benld74
(9,911 posts)sheshe2
(83,989 posts)Dem2theMax
(9,657 posts)sheshe2
(83,989 posts)Everyone needs to see that one!
sheshe2
(83,989 posts)Otherwise we would be in a puddle of tears.
Dem2theMax
(9,657 posts)I don't know what I would do without DU. This place helps me keep my sanity, and it definitely has me laughing a lot!
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)came by Wave Runners.
trueblue2007
(17,243 posts)Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)Maybe used frequent flyer miles.
Dennis Donovan
(18,770 posts)Link to tweet
Steve Kish @skishman
We beat the British because they had to connect through Atlanta. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
8:45 PM - Jul 4, 2019
underpants
(182,970 posts)Too funny
underpants
(182,970 posts)In case of a water landing, please use the witch in the middle seat as a floatation device.
underpants
(182,970 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,841 posts)EveHammond13
(2,855 posts)Skittles
(153,256 posts)OMG, anyone who has ever connected via Atlanta can relate
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,498 posts)Link to tweet
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Tweet text:
ReallyDon'tTrump @reallyDontTrump
#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Little-Known Fact: We won because so many British soldiers couldn't fit their muskets in the overhead bin on their flights over.
8:36 PM - 4 Jul 1776
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Meanwhile during this massive diversion, tRump's administration continues their methodical bombing and shelling of U.S. Government structures, norms and traditions.
KY.........
Ilsa
(61,709 posts)Link to tweet
?s=19
Dearest Abigail,
Livingston and Sherman's flight was delayed out of LaGuardia, so Ben, Thomas, and I had to begin drafting the Declaration without them.
Yours,
John#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
2naSalit
(86,880 posts)underpants
(182,970 posts)Oh
SOLDIER: But Gen. Washington, how will we defeat the British? Our shoes have been destroyed by the harsh winter.
WASHINGTON: No matter! Were flying American and TSA makes passengers remove their shoes. Onward!
2naSalit
(86,880 posts)Blue_true
(31,261 posts)But our Marines planted our flag on Mars in WWII.
LiberalFighter
(51,229 posts)Ilsa
(61,709 posts)Johnny2X2X
(19,240 posts)We got lucky when the British Armys luggage and muskets got lost at the Denver Airport.
Aussie105
(5,463 posts)never got through the metal detectors.
They were confiscated, British Army disheartened, booked a flight back home.
Johnny2X2X
(19,240 posts)Also a big advantage was the Jet Lag the Brits were suffering from. That red eye from Heathrow to JFK can be tiring.
Aussie105
(5,463 posts)Those airports weren't big enough to land AF1.
Trump would have landed and beaten al the Bad Guys, despite his dormant bone spurs!
EDIT: Maybe Trump should have stayed as a background businessman, rather than take on the POTUS job. That way his mental confusion, contusion, delusion would not be out in the open as it is today.
tblue37
(65,503 posts)Cha
(297,908 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,239 posts).
Trump conflated The War of 1812 with the Revolutionary War.
The Commander-in-Chief is only for Presidents and Governors. Washington was neither at that time.
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Johnny2X2X
(19,240 posts)And what is crazy as hell about it is that hes 100% sure he was giving a history lesson about the Revolutionary War. Ft Mchenry, Star Spangled Banner...our President is an idiot who knows nothing, but is sure he knows all. That is insanely scary.
He doesnt know basic history, but is convinced hes the expert.
AllyCat
(16,249 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,239 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)George W. Bush was a pilot in the Concord National Guard. They've somehow misplaced his records though.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)dflprincess
(28,089 posts)EveHammond13
(2,855 posts)AllyCat
(16,249 posts)People are so creative!
yaesu
(8,020 posts)Tipperary
(6,930 posts)K and r.
Scotch-Irish
(464 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)it's being made the object of ridicule. He'll blame the failing media - the enemy of the people - for not recording his speech correctly.
bluevoter4life
(788 posts)Couldn't figure out how to attach the picture so the link will have to do.
58Sunliner
(4,422 posts)xxqqqzme
(14,887 posts)of a little levity. Needed laughter tonight.
malaise
(269,244 posts)My dear mother,
Tell father that the Battle of Trenton has been delayed due to the TSA checkpoint. Cletus mistakenly brought a liquid through the screening process. He calls it "Pepsi"