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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPaul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles
https://politics.theonion.com/paul-ryan-lauded-for-inspiring-millions-of-young-gutles-1836291461WASHINGTONNoting the former congressmans deep, unwavering commitment to shying away from every one of his civic responsibilities, the Heritage Foundation lauded Paul Ryan Thursday for inspiring millions of young gutless fucking cowards to take on leadership roles. Thank you, Mr. Ryan, for showing countless milquetoast little weaklings across the United States that if they want a place in politics, they can have it, said Heritage Foundation spokesperson Katherine Primm, adding that she was grateful so many young candy-ass pushovers had the chance to see someone just like them not just get elected but also become speaker of the House. Before Paul Ryan, youd never see a spineless coward taking charge, but now, faint-of-heart boys and girls will finally have the determination to become leaders and then cower in front of more powerful people and bend to their will. Before, it was just the brave who ledbut thankfully, that era is behind us forever.At press time, thousands of newly inspired chickenshit Americans had reportedly begun fundraising for congressional runs in 2020.
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Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles (Original Post)
smirkymonkey
Jul 2019
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Judi Lynn
(160,527 posts)1. Hasn't been gone nearly long enough.
What a man, what a man, what a man . . . .
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)3. Ugh, such a doosh!
NoMoreRepugs
(9,418 posts)2. Do love me some Onion.... especially when it
skewers a total shitbird like lyin' Ryan.