How to beat Trump in 2020: With a drinking-game.
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Never have I ever cheated on my wife.
Never have I ever cheated on my other wife.
Never have I ever cheated on my other other wife.
Never have I ever bragged about my daughter's tits.
Never have I ever barged into a dressing-room to leer at naked teenage-girls.
Never have I ever kissed a woman without her consent.
Never have I ever touched a woman sexually without her consent.
Never have I ever been accused of rape.
Never have I ever attended an orgy with the pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and 28 women.
Never have I ever done business with the NY mob.
Never have I ever done business with the russian mob.
Never have I ever been flagged by my bank for possible money-laundering.
Never have I ever been sued for refusing to pay my bills.
Never have I ever fought to not install sprinklers in my apartments.
Never have I ever discriminated against black tenants.
Never have I ever demanded the death-sentence for black people after they had already been exonerated by evidence.
Never have I ever impersonated someone else on the phone to spread favorable rumors about myself.
Never have I ever stolen from a charity.
Never have I ever run a fraudulent university as a scam.
Never have I ever said that Barack Obama's birth-certificate is fake.
Never have I ever said on TV that my investigators have found evidence that Obama's birth-certificate is fake.
Never have I ever had a secret internet-server that communicated with a russian server.
Never have I ever a campaign-team that had secret meetings with russian agents.
Never have I ever promised to replace the US healthcare-system with something not only better but also cheaper AND within just the first 100 days of my administration.
Never have I ever went golfing after promising I would be so busy at work that I won't have time to go golfing.
Never have I ever promised to wipe out the national debt.
Never have I ever given Codeword-level intelligence to a nation that had attacked the US.
Never have I ever described Nazis as "very fine people."
Never have I ever bragged how dictators smile when they see me.
Never have I ever rejected $20 billion in immigration-funding because it included a provision to reinstate DACA.
Never have I ever told US-born US-citizens to leave the US and go back to where they came from.
EDIT:
Never have I ever told jewish US-citizens that they really regard the President of Israel as their President.
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