"Lindsey Graham is the closest Trump has come to owning a dog"

[Cattledog]

Jimmy Fallon

[Mme. Defarge]

1. Brilliant!

[DENVERPOPS]

28. More like

More like a "LAP POODLE"........

[maddiemom]

29. Keep in mind that Trump has never had an animal companion/pet in his entire life.

I' m not sure that there weren't other "petless" presidents, but not many. It certainly explains Trump's lack of humanity. Ironic that Obama's kids were allowed a pet WHEN they moved to the White House. Obviously that was because both parents worked and the kids must not have wanted a cat. Working families are the reason cats have gained in popularity in recent years. It's probably a good thing Trump never had a helpless animal in his powr.

[olegramps]

58. Hell, he is so inhumane that he stoned the child in his play pen who lived next door.

The most important thing to know about Trump that he was exhibited evil tendencies since he was a child. He was known for refusing to admit that he was wrong regardless of the facts. He is just the same incorrigible person that he has always been. He is a rare being totally of the same lack of moral fiber as Hitler and Stalin. He is profoundly sadistic and takes special delight in crushing people.
Trump is a completely amoral monster that is capable of the worst inhumane crimes.

[yardwork]

2. OMG!

[TheBlackAdder]

50. Funny, to think that Putin thinks that Trump is the closest thing to owning a dog too.

[democratisphere]

3. Why insult the dogs? Dogs are much smarter than Lindsey Graham.

[murielm99]

4. Dogs are better than people, too.

I want to be the person my dog thinks I am.

If a dog does not like someone, I don't wonder about the dog. I wonder about the person.

[Scarsdale]

38. Amen to that.

Animals are really good judges of people. They seem to know who to avoid.

[smb]

57. Animals Can Sense Evil

[democratisphere]

39. Totally agree.

[warmfeet]

43. Quite so.

[Amaryllis]

49. MY first thought too. Not only are they smarter, but they have much better character.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Dogs can sense evil. Lindsey Graham obviously can't.

[lame54]

6. Actually he can...

That's why he chases his tail

[dalton99a]

7. .

[DENVERPOPS]

30. I can only imagine

I can only imagine what other "commands" Trump gives Lindsey Graham

[calimary]

46. Luckovich nails it yet AGAIN!

[Auggie]

8. Graham needs an appropriate nickname. Spot? Rover? Butt Sniffer?

[rurallib]

10. boot licker

[sdfernando]

11. ball washer /nt

[Fritz Walter]

13. Leg-humper

Should have been neutered decades ago...

[gopiscrap]

23. Leg humper Lindsey is what we should refer to him from now on

[Ligyron]

44. Lindsey "Leg Humper" Graham.

I like it.

Let's make it a thing.

[gopiscrap]

48. I totally agree

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. "Fetch"

[LakeArenal]

19. Vapors

[Auggie]

32. Rabies? Graham is something you DO NOT want in your life.

[LakeArenal]

42. Jon Stewart used to pimp Graham out about his vapors....

[trof]

35. Fido

Fidelity

[Captain Zero]

36. I think Lindsey is Johnny Cash's

Egg Suckin' Dog.

[Pendrench]

37. "Mr. Smithers"

[rpannier]

40. Poochie

Nobody liked poochie (on the Simpsons)
Maybe the spacecraft will come and take him away... then the ship burns up in the sun and he dies

[Auggie]

41. PERFECT!

imho, of course ...

[Politicub]

9. Dayum. Sick burn!

[Dem_4_Life]

12. OMG!!! LMAO!!!

[oasis]

14. Novel feature: "Doggie Lindsey" cleans up after Trump makes a doo doo.

[magicarpet]

65. Puppy Lindsey says trDump's turds are yum yum.

[Ohiogal]

15. My perfectly nice dog

Is quite insulted by this.

[stuffmatters]

16. I actually spit taked & LOL'd when Jimmy Kimmel made this joke last night.

It caught me completely off guard. Didn't know Fallon had made it before. And hadn't seen that wonderful cartoon from Feb that
dalton99a is sharing (#7) It is a really, really funny joke & Lindsay so deserves it! Glad it has legs.

[R Merm]

17. Dogs are cute, more like pet pig. eom

[KY_EnviroGuy]

20. We should all mail Lindsey a bag of treats or chewy toy.

KY............

[Chicago1980]

21. Fitting.....

A little bitch named Lindsey.

[duforsure]

22. Trump must have reminded him,

How compromised he is by him and Putin and does it have connections to Epstein?

[Hortensis]

24. Oh, Spot on!

Thanks for passing this on.

[nycbos]

25. Dogs are wonderful

Why compare them to Lindsey Graham?

[Doodley]

26. He was a man once when he said "Trump is a race-baiting xenophobic bigot."

[Elwood P Dowd]

27. Trump now has a kennel of dogs.

Graham, Barr, McConnell, Jordan, Gaetz, Giuliani, Hannity, Dobbs, Meadows, and that's just getting started. He now has enough to enter the Iditarod.

[calimary]

47. OMG!!!!

[marble falls]

31. Does everything but hump Trump's leg and who knows, maybe he does.

[Firestorm49]

33. I'd be laughing my ass off if it wasn't so true. (Weren't?). Sorry, grammar police.

[DesertRat]

34. Mike Luckovich...

[NCjack]

63. ATTACK shitholers!!! Good Boy! (pat, pat, stroke) nt

[KPN]

45. Excellent! Brilliant two-fer.

[SCantiGOP]

51. Colbert:

Showed the clip of Graham calling Trump a “racist, xenophobic bigot.”
Then explained that it was from 2016, before Graham had been spayed.

[usaf-vet]

52. A junkyard dog to be sure.

[tonedevil]

59. A junkyard purse dog is more like it. /nt

[Honeycombe8]

53. Graham might be pleased to be considered an attack dog.

And that's pathetic, because it's true.

[yellowcanine]

54. Dogs may be loyal but they aren't toadies.

So no.

[geardaddy]

55. Not a fan of Fallon, but he nailed it.

[PatrickforO]

56. Lindsey IS Trump's dog!

[William Seger]

60. According to Colbert, "spayed and/or neutered"

[Vinca]

61. Dogs are noble creatures. Lindsey's more like an animated turd.

[skypilot]

62. Unless they're sharing jokes...

...I think you have the wrong Jimmy. I heard this on Jimmy KIMMEL on Monday.

https://grabien.com/story.php?id=243655

[Demonaut]

64. I think there is a peanut butter joke here..but without the peanut butter

[Blecht]

66. It was Jimmy Kimmel

Not the hair-tousling shit weasel Fallon.

Fuck Jimmy Fallon.

[Hotler]

67. I bet Lindsey is dirty. Somebody has found dirt on him, and that someone....

has whispered in Trumps ear and Trump is yanking the chain.