I may be a shy stay-at-home mom...

[CoffeeCat]

...but I feel compelled to say that Paul Ryan is a lying, shameless fuckball weasel who should be repeatedly tased in the crotch until his balls shrivel to raisins--for the rotting mountain of puke-inducing, bald-faced lies that just spewed out of his rancid, frat-boy pie hole.

This is a new look for me, but I kinda like it!

[MFM008]

1. lol

[calimary]

34. Welcome to DU!

Glad to have you with us!




Now get to work!

[Aristus]

106. Welcome to DU, MFM008!

And hello from Puyallup!

[lunatica]

2. And all with the most sincere look on his face as he paused to look into the camera

It reminded me of Eddie Haskell talking to June Cleaver.

[CoffeeCat]

18. I noticed that too...

Maybe he'll win an Oscar next March for his "performance.".

Is there a category for most convincing pile of steamy lies?

[lastlib]

69. A look that only a pathological liar could pull off.

Ryan fits that description to a tee, but it might be insulting to pathological liars.

Actually, I'm going to quit calling him a pathological liar--Paul Ryan is way above the minor leagues here.....

[mailman82]

3. Nicely Stated!

You go don't hold anything back! Love it!

[HarveyDarkey]

4. Yeah but

how do you really feel?

[ailsagirl]

5. You go, girl!!

[CoffeeCat]

19. Who knows?

Maybe I'll write for Hallmark.

It's the endless lies. I'm cracking due to the non-stop lies.

[ailsagirl]

29. You may want to take a break

It's an extremely toxic environment and too much can really be a downer. I've had to--frequently--for my general health!

[blueamy66]

6. cracking me up!!!!!

[GEOpix]

7. No need to be shy...

you're among friends here. Tell us what you really think hehe.

[calimary]

35. Yes indeed! Pretty righteous! And Welcome to DU, GEOpix!

Time to get to work!


We've got an election to win.

[bluedigger]

8. And this is why we can't take you anywhere, Pottymouth.

[HipChick]

9. oh my!

so true...

[JBoy]

10. Boom! Yeah!!

[AsahinaKimi]

11. +10000

what you said!

[Angry Dragon]

12. He would just say it was gods' will that his balls shriveled

[CoffeeCat]

21. Let me tell you...

...it would be a legitimate shriveling!

[Angry Dragon]

24. I believe he feels your love

[steve2470]

13. don't hold back ! :p nt

[Jennicut]

14. Join the club!

Though I am back to work now. Us shy Moms can swear with the best of them and that shithole Ryan is a piece of trash. I am normally very shy and quiet in everyday life but on DU my anger comes out. Thank DU for letting me vent about Repubs all day.

[CoffeeCat]

22. So true!!

I hear ya, fellow mom! I find it difficult to get my feisty-swearing on, in real life. That's one of the many great perks of DU. You can release your very real and justified disgust at the Romney/Ryan campaign of lies!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

15. You're the best!

I seriously laughed out loud and scared the cat.

After a kinda icky night, I needed that.

[ailsagirl]

31. "...scared the cat."

I can't tell you how many times my sudden, loud laughter has sent my cats flying out of the room! Cats have amazing reflexes!!

[CoffeeCat]

38. Poor kitty!

I've done that to our cat too! Glad we can all commiserate and laugh a little in the process. It will be nice when this sham of a convention is finished. Hang in there and it's nice to know that we can chuckle a little through the pain!

[ailsagirl]

99. Yes, CoffeeCat-- "we can chuckle a little through the pain"

Hang in there and so will I.
Grit my teeth to get me through tonight.

And really really really really really want Obama to win in November.

[nolabear]

16. ROTFLOLOL!!!

You made my day, Baby!!

[vanlassie]

17. Say it, SAHM!!!

[southernyankeebelle]

20. Do you feel better? Thank you I feel better after your comment.

[CoffeeCat]

25. I do feel better!!

It's good to get it out there!

Holding in all of that disgust is like trying to put a cork on a volcano. I mean really...if my daughter or my husband lied to me, I'd be upset. To have to sit there and listen to that weasel lie over and over and over! It's infuriating!

[southernyankeebelle]

49. I totally agree with you I just thought you were funny.

[Chorophyll]

23. You wear it well!

[niyad]

26. I see all those deportment lessons paid off

[CoffeeCat]

40. LOL!

Uh yeah. I was kicked out of those on the first day.

[cyberswede]

27. Speak it, sister!

Perfect!

[MissMarple]

28. Sometimes venting a bit is helpful.

[texanwitch]

30. What you said.

[liberal_at_heart]

32. tell us how you really feel.

[DebJ]

33. Thanks! You made ME feel better and

I haven't even seen it yet....after watching the rest of the night up through a part of
Huckleberry's lies, I just couldn't take anymore so I DVR'd it. My blood pressure
just couldn't handle any more. That's why I am here instead of asleep.

Your 'speech' is so much better to listen to!

[The Wizard]

36. But why the restraint? (NT)

[nightscanner59]

37. Now change the channel, dear.

That's just the sort of heaving reaction from watching just about any of the repub's crap, (or about 10 seconds of FOX nooze) then I have to take my BP medicine, a benadryl, huff my inhaler and take a nap.

[Raster]

39. YOU GO, GIRL!

And you wear it well!

[ann---]

41. If the Democratic Convention

doesn't LOUDLY refute every single lie told in the Gop convention, I will scream! I mean it. I'm so sick of their getting away with the LIES.

[CoffeeCat]

73. I agree!

Our entire convention should be devoted to un-spinning the Ryan lies.

They can't get away with blatant lies like this.

I think the Dems should say that, due to the misinformation and lies--that they've decided to focus the DNC on telling the truth to the American people--so they can make an informed decision.

This is really low for the Republicans. All day long, I heard on the radio and on cable news--the lies that Ryan told. Do they believe that most Americans are idiots who aren't capable of doing their own due diligence?

"Hi! I'm Paul Ryan and if you look outside, the moon is pink and sparkly because Barack Obama spent all of the Medicare money on decorating our beloved celestial object--that is now ruined! Ruined!!"

They lie--and they hope that the American people won't bother to fact check. It's insulting and I'm getting tired of it.

[hfojvt]

42. so you have Tourette's syndrome then?

Somehow I prefer rational discourse to hyperbolic hatred.

What would your reaction be to the same post of FR after Biden's speech in a few weeks?

A good look for a conservative stay at home mom?

"I feel compelled to say that Joe Biden is a lying, shameless fuckball weasel who should be repeatedly tased in the crotch until his balls shrivel to raisins--for the rotting mountain of puke-inducing, bald-faced lies that just spewed out of his rancid, frat-boy pie hole."


Are you trying to prove Ryan right? That Obama (or liberals) have no ideas, we only have hatred and divisiveness?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

52. How many people have to die for you to get mad?

[hfojvt]

61. 2,437,164

that's one more than died in the US in 2009.

I'm already mad, although I joked that the article about me in the Topeka paper seemed to say two things. 1. Hfojvt is angry and 2. hfojvt wants to raise taxes. In my campaign speech at Lawrence I said "great. The article makes me sound like a combination of a teabagger and Walter Mondale." I got a good laugh for that.

I like to do something positive with my anger though (besides running for office). I'd like to think that this discussion board could help in that effort to - to change this country. To convince more people to vote against Republicans and against DLCers. I just don't think that something like this violence and hate-filled OP is gonna convince people of anything, other than that this group is hate-filled and has fantasies of violence.

Maybe I am wrong. I guess my own poorly written piece didn't do any good. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021222445 and this is not getting enough Missouri views to make a difference http://www.democraticunderground.com/1061299 Oh, and look, this fact-filled post got 9 recs and a whole three replies http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002908833

Maybe next time I should just write "god, but I hate these Republican fuckwad, a$$wipe, motherfucking, douche-bag, pieces of shit and I'd like to tear all their fingers off with a red-hot pliers."

Probably if I could have forced myself to listen to Ryan's speech, I would have wanted to write something like that. But after only being able to stand ten minutes of Ann Romney's speech, I knew that I better not try to listen to Ryan.

But the other truth is, at this point, I cannot stand to listen to Obama either.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

65. Why? Obama often quotes them and then pauses for the resulting laughter.

The Republicans don't know how to govern. They only know how to run a negative campaign and we don't talk about real issues. All we do is respond to their attacks and fictions. It beats the usual reaction we see from Democrats:

[Butterbean]

72. 1. As a special needs mom, I don't appreciate the use of saying she has Tourette's

as a put down. Real families with real people have real children who suffer from it, and it's about as effective of a put down as calling someone a retard (my son is mentally handicapped). 2. Lighten up. She doesn't have a megaphone to her mouth, she's not in public working for a campaign representing Dems, and she's not on C-span. She's venting on an internet message board. It think a little salty language is okay. Goodness.

[hfojvt]

100. it seemed descriptive

people with Tourette's cannot control what they say. THe OP wrote "I feel compelled ..."

Which would seem to indicate either a disease or a demonic possession.

2nd. She got over 4,500 views for her excrement laden post.

I happen to like the idea that what is posted here CAN make a difference. If you google "Dave Spence jobs". My own thread is on the front page. It's number 8. I like to think it might help keep Dave Spence from becoming Governor of Missouri. If MY thread had gotten on the front page of DU, then maybe 4,000 people could have seen it and come away thinking "Republicans are full of hot air". Instead of something like "liberals are full of hate".

Of course, many here are just wallowing in the hate.

My man Martin was not a big fan of hate

"A fifth point concerning nonviolent resistance is that it avoids not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. The nonviolent resister not only refuses to shoot his opponent but he also refuses to hate him. At the center of nonviolence stands the principle of love. The nonviolent resister would contend that in the struggle for human dignity, the oppressed people of the world must not succumb to the temptation of becoming bitter or indulging in hate campaigns. To retaliate in kind would do nothing but intensify the existence of hate in the universe. Along the way of life, someone must have sense enough and morality enough to cut off the chain of hate. This can only be done by projecting the ethic of love to the center of our lives." Stride toward freedom, MLK, 1958 pp 103-104.

[Butterbean]

102. Playing coy and semantics doesn't work with me.

The tourettes thing was shitty. Own up to it. As for her swearing, well, in case you've never noticed, threads with ranting and raving frequently become popular on DU. *shrug* That's the way it's been in the 5+ years I've lurked here and read. There's pretty much always someone going off about something, and it's usually quite peppered with a multitude of swearing. If you want a medium for intellectual, profanity-free, pure political discussion where you have total control of the content posted, there's a word for that. It's called a blog.

[hfojvt]

103. own up to it?

In my view, my jibe about Tourette's is not nearly as bad as the OP. So you've got the wrong target for your outrage.

I am not "playing" anything.

And the hatred still bothers me more than the fucking profanity.

And in case, you've never noticed, I have long griped about the hatred.

Meaning, (in case you can't get it) I have noticed.

[Butterbean]

104. In your view it's "not nearly as bad," which means you acknowledge it's bad.

Point made, by you nonetheless. You're being deliberately obtuse and dodging the issue here, which is why you insist on calling her names (and thus insulting the special needs community at the same time) and throwing a hissy fit about a post on a message board. Also, if it was the "hatred" that bothered you more than the "fucking profanity," then why the need to use the stupid, juvenile, rude, tired insult of "so you have Tourette's syndrome then?" as the title of your very first post addressing her? The very implication of the slur (yes, slur) is that it is the swearing that upsets you, not the "hatred," as you assert.

Regardless, your tantrum about her profanity and your degradation of an entire block of the special needs community is better suited for a private blog.

[CoffeeCat]

75. I hear what you are saying...

...and I do agree that coarse language is not always approprirate. In fact, I really resisted posting my rant. I've never posted a rant like that. I certainly don't talk like that in real life.

And yes, there are a thousand more productive and more effective ways to rally against these lying Republicans. And in general, I think swearing can make a person look foolish.

With that said, I guess my post represents an out-of-character response that is over the top and vulgar--from someone who ordinarily (well, really--NEVER) posts like that. I take responsibility for my post and my anger. However, it's just worth noting that Paul Ryan's lies are so despicable, so horrendous, so over-the-top and so unfair--that I felt compelled to let 'er rip!

My post may offend, and I understand that--but it's sincere! I think we can all agree that sitting there and listening to Ryan LIE over and over and over and over--and to understand that he knows he's lying---is exasperating!

That's fine if you don't agree with my naughty tone. But it is what it is--and I certainly believe that the outrage and disgust behind it is certainly justified.

[hfojvt]

101. my point was less about the vulgarity than about the hatred

Is the hatred justified? http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=228358

[pnwmom]

43. Thank you. You have said it so I don't have to.

[alp227]

44. "DON'T TASE ME MAAM!" --PR as he gets tased

[Lugnut]

45. Yeah!

You go girl!

[MsPithy]

46. Git it! Git it, girl!

But, you forgot "cock-sucking."

[kardonb]

47. Coffeecat

You hit it an the nail , lady . My feelings entirely !!!

[Are_You_Serious]

48. ?

Why do are have to resort you name calling and cursing? No one is taken serious when they do that. It's low class and I certainly hope the Democratic ABOVEground aren't acting like this.

[myrna minx]

51. Do you belong to Democratic ABOVEground?

[nolabear]

58. It's a vent, Baby. Calm down.

Cute retort though...Democratic ABOVEground...

Now go do good.

[HangOnKids]

86. Let It Go John McEnroe! n/t

[smirkymonkey]

95. Oh, Please!

[LynneSin]

50. Really, you need to stop holding back your feelings and really let it out!

[avebury]

53. K&R nt

[Rider3]

55. Loved this!

Worded perfectly, too -- Continue this new look!

[SaveAmerica]

56. I read that as 'tasted in the crotch' you shy thing you!

Otherwise thumbs up on your thoughts.

[OneGrassRoot]

57. LOL...nice! :) n/t

[AnotherMother4Peace]

59. Lies or Truth-whatever fits for the GOP. They're peeing on our backs & telling us it's raining. n/t

[mlevans]

60. Oh my, get it all out!

And a pleasure to make your acquaintance, ma'am. Sounds to me as though you may like it here.

[barbtries]

62. you've done well,

butterfly.

[Marrah_G]

63. wow

LOL!!!

[hamsterjill]

64. You paint a vivid picture!

And I'm loving it!!!

[progressoid]

66. That's not fair comparing him to a weasel.

Weasels are nice by comparison.

[indepat]

67. CoffeeCat, you must not like Paul Ryan much more than I. Paul was born at the wrong place

and time imo, for surely he would excelled in the Hitler youth. He is possibly the most dangerous person ever to receive a nomination for president or VP by one of the major parties imo for he appears the most dishonest, ruthless, and ideologically driven, the antithesis of everything the founders stood for envisioned.

[hue]

68. This is what it takes!!! Your "new look" looks great!!

[noiretextatique]

70. tell us how you really feel

i think you are way too kind

[gateley]

71. Lucky kids -- they've got a smart mom!

[Nye Bevan]

74. Is it OK to say that Michelle Bachmann should be repeatedly tased up her vagina

until her ovaries shrivel to raisins? Because I am sure you disagree with her political stances to much the same extent as you disagree with Ryan's.

[CoffeeCat]

76. Of course Michelle Bachmann shouldn't be tased up her vagina...

...until her ovaries shrivel to raisins. HOWEVER, her husband should be tased up his vagina until his ovaries shrivel to raisins, for sure.

OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!

I'm so naughty now!

[Nye Bevan]

82. Well, I'm certainly willing to award you today's prize

for most forceful advocate of painful reproductive system mutilation in retaliation for political differences of opinion.

[janlyn]

77. Not surprising!!!

I am anything but shy..LOL but I generally am able to control my anger...Until now!!!

Ever since the Rape comments from (i am stuck in puritan days) Akin I have had to take a step back because I was letting my anger at the republican party in general take over and color everything I was doing!!!

I had to constantly remind myself that being angry is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

So instead I decided to act and volunteered with my local Democratic party headquarters...(and me an Independent) go figure!!!

[CoffeeCat]

81. You make a couple of important points...

You are so right about the weeks and weeks of Akin and other horrible rape comments--affecting our tolerance level. I mean seriously, how much of this lunatic, frightening rhetoric are we supposed to endure? Lyin' Ryan and his endless tirade that was supposed to be this heartfelt, tough, intelligent speech--was just too much.

These people have no soul. They lie repeatedly and they know it and they just don't care. To hear Ryan's lies--after listening to these Republican men discuss women as if we're objects to be bantered about for political-discussion purposes was very degrading and hurtful.

You are also right about being proactive and doing something. I am volunteering as well and putting my energies to good use. That is so important and a healthy way to channel that anger for good use. Anger is good though--he signals injustice and unfairness. It's a sign that your mind and body understand that something is realllllly, realllly wrong. And it is!

[Marje]

78. Favorite Post of the Day

I nominate this as my favorite post of the day. Thank you so much, CoffeeCat, for making me feel soooooo good!

[CoffeeCat]

79. Hey, I'm glad that you feel better...

I think it helps when you see that others are just as angry as you are. It is very draining to listen to these lies, and to hear these men talk about women as if they are constructs. Women are not people to them. We are constructs to be talked around--while they extoll their "pro-life" positions.

I am just sick of it all! Ryan's obscene lies were the last straw for me, and for many others I'm guessing too.

When you see your own anger reflected back in others--it helps you to feel not so alone, right?

[Marje]

80. AAAAAAAbsoluuuutely!

And you know what, it's starting to look like we might actually win.....in spite of their lies.

[polichick]

83. LOL - well, that tops my simple "sack o'shit" assessment.

k&r

[Swede Atlanta]

84. Coffeecat...please don't hold back...it is okay here .....

you are among friends...to say and express what you think!!!!

[redqueen]

85. Saying someone should be tased on the crotch is messed up.

Not anywhere near funny IMO.

[Nye Bevan]

87. It does guarantee a quick trip to the Greatest Page, however (nt)

[UnrepentantLiberal]

105. 195 recs for ball tasing the candidate for Vice President.

The Republicans have made us mean as hell.

[Robyn66]

88. You must be using Bic for her!

[FourScore]

89. I am a no-longer-shy, stay-at-hom Mom and all I can say to that rant is...

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I would love to schedule a playdate!

[Skittles]

90. YOU ARE MY KIND OF GAL, COFFEECAT

yes MA'AM

[Cha]

91. Your new look

suits you, CoffeeCat!

[Curmudgeoness]

92. If you like Paul Ryan's lies, put your seatbeat on

for tonight. I will read the summaries afterward but would explode if I watched it all.

[Lebam in LA]

93. LOL

I agree completely

[valerief]

94. Well said! I wholeheartedly concur. nt

[smirkymonkey]

96. Bravo +!000

We don't always have to take the high road. I think your post was a beautiful thing. F your detractors.

[Bobbie Jo]

97. Have to rec this.

Righteous rant!

[fascisthunter]

98. it get's easier... speak

we only have one life.