The Village People are going to do a remake of their hit song "Macho Man" just for Mitch McConnell!

[imanamerican63]

The title of the song will be "Moscow Mitch"!

[nolabear]

1. This is just too catchy. And he's such a good target.

Can we get “(T)R-U-M-P!” next?

“Young man, is your whole life a wreck?
Young man, is your head full of dreck?”

Could work!

[mainstreetonce]

3. Fun

It's fun to dump on the M. A. G. A

[George II]

8. Hah, can you finish the song, please?????

[Zambero]

2. "Leningrad Lindsey"

A lyrical take set to the melody of "Eleanor Rigby" would seem to be in order!

[mainstreetonce]

4. Oh that's good too

...

[Zambero]

11. Came up with a verse

Leningrad Lindsey is a two-face 'cause someone threatened him with disgrace
Such a sad case!
Once he had some cred, now he's spoon-fed and it's said Kompromat is to blame
Really a shame!
He's a Trumpy traitor
Where did this all come from?
Lindsey's got the vapors
'Cause jail's where he belongs!

Needs a chorus and another verse or two!

[karin_sj]

19. Excellent!

[louslobbs]

15. Here you go!

Ah look at all the phony people
Ah look at all the phony people
Leningrad Lindsey, gets his advice
In the room where the traitor Trump seethes
Down on his knees
Trump gives his Bozo, orders from Putin
Passed on to his Leningrad whore
He knows what it's for
All the phony people
Look what they've become
All the phony people
How did they go so wrong?
Leningrad Lindsey, speaking some words
To a narcissists ego that he needs to hear
Cause he lives in fear
Kompromat's working, placing a block
On his brain now there's no memory there
He doesn't care
All the phony people
Look what they've become
All the phony people
How did they go so wrong?
Ah look at all the phony people
Ah look at all the phony people
Leningrad Lindsey, he died a traitor
And was buried in traitorous shame
They pissed on his grave
Trumps in a frenzy, he needs a new
Traitor on TV to tell some more lies for his sake
A traitorous fake
All the phony people
Look what they've become
All the phony people
How did they go so wrong?
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: John Lennon / Paul McCartney
Eleanor Rigby lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

[karin_sj]

20. Another winner!

We have some major songwriting talent here on DU!

[Zambero]

22. YES! And great for a laugh. More importantly, spot on TRUE!

[GP6971]

5. I can't wait

to see it. It should be great.

[colsohlibgal]

6. That Ought To Irritate Him Big Time

We need go send this Turtle packing. Seeing him and Twitler departing on the same day will be awesome, especially if Twitler is quickly in Handcuffs.

[sheshe2]

7. I hope they preform it with Moscow gear.

[smirkymonkey]

9. Calling Randy Rainbow!

[mantis49]

10. Just saw this:

Link to tweet

[TheBlackAdder]

12. Or just "Moscow Man" with Trump, McConnell, Graham, Barr & Rand Paul.

[Moostache]

14. I can hear it now....

Money, wanna feel my money
Money, baby, such a thrill, my money
Money, wanna touch my money
Money, baby, it's too much, my money

Money, check it out, my money, money
Money, don't you doubt, my money
Money, talking about my money, money
Money, checking out my money

Listen here
Every man wants to be a Moscow man
To have the kind of money always in demand
'Structin' in the mornings, go man go
Kickbacks in the hallways, Moscow cash grow
You can best believe me
He's a Moscow man
Glad he took your bribes with anyone you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Moscow, Moscow Man...
I've got to be a Moscow Man!

[TheBlackAdder]

16. +1,394,228

[Ilsa]

23. Quite nice. I think Freddie would like it. nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. Great idea

[CTyankee]

17. If nothing more, I hope this normalizes hatred for ole turkey neck...

he's been pulling strings behind the curtain for too long now and only activists like us have really had fits over him. The media will cover this and mitch's days will be numbered...his followers can believe what they want, but their leader will be held in disgrace by the media.

I absolutely LOVE the Village People. I look forward to seeing them together again doing a number on Mitch, the sonovabitch.

[karin_sj]

18. Where are you Weird Al?

I'm surprised that Weird Al Yankovich hasn't done at least one song about the orange traitor and his minions, especially about the Russian connection.

[librechik]

21. ...Looks like a turtle, acts like a

B-i-i-itch!

Don't care about people, except for the rich!

Moscow Moscow Mitch!

Gets paid by Putin--and not a little bit!

etc.