What an intelligence meeting looks like in 2019

[rationalcalgarian]

US Intelligence: What news do we have?
Israeli IntTel: Nothing here.
German InTel: Sorry, we see nothing.
French Intel: We agree. Nothing new here.
British Intel: Sorry, old bean, nothing we can tell you.
US Intelligence: Seriously? There's nothing going on?
Israeli InTel: That's about it, yes.
German InTel: Yes, that's all.
French InTel: We have nothing to add.
British Intel: Yes, that would appear to be all.
US Intelligence: Well, OK then, I will tell the president that everything is OK.
British InTel: Yes, do that. In the meantime... Hans, Pierre and Benjamin, stay on the line.... there are things we need to discuss.

[stopdiggin]

1. funny .. but not funny

would YOU trust this administration with sensitive info? (something you didn't necessarily want to share with Russia, or the Saudis .. or Kim?)

[Recursion]

2. The Brits are starting to sarcastically refer to it as "four eyes"

And, of course, with Boris moving into 10 Downing they may be on the outs soon too.

[True Blue American]

3. Funny, I got a report

From an Investment broker this week. By the time I finished reading I felt like I was at a Trump speech. Disjointed as heck.

The harm he has inflicted on this country with his ignorant, seat of the pants decisions we wll be lucky to survive. The only thing keeping the economy alive is the Obama long term decisions.