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Cock Fight
Trump treats the United States like it’s his own personal cock fight ring.
Every rally begins with Trump’s Point People passing out razor blades for all the roosters. TV stations line up for event tickets. Camera crews vie for access to power cords. Hucksters load up collapsible bins with overpriced MAGA hats. The sky deck is equipped with beautiful chocolate cakes and vodka.
Mop pails are lined up on the floor below.
Lots of back-slapping and beauty pageant dressing room photographs. Lots of Ambassadorship promises and Mexico jokes.
More razor blades deliveries.
A white Happy Birthday Puppy sleeps on a green I-Don’t-Care jacket. Call from Kanye. Text from Hannity. He’s on his way.
Strap on the razors. Show time!