"Good thing it's not after sundown, boy." . . . Please CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

[skip fox]

Tucker ("That's white of you" ) Carlson is saying: "Trump is no more a supremacist than I am!!! . . . Is someone a white supremacist just because he or she loves his own race and wants to preserve that race's culture and sense of values? . . . Is someone a white supremacist if he or she doesn't like music that sounds like a rabid rat making love to a child's guitar? . . . Is someone a white supremacist if he or she doesn't want to have intercourse with people who smell funny and don't know how to use a toilet? . . . That's not white supremacy; that's just natural."

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. "WTF Tucker?????"

That whole screed is RACIST White Supremacist talk. Every fucking word....

[skip fox]

2. Warning. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subject's stupidity, avarice, insanity, and racism, creating a CAPTION of what they would say if they thought they could get away with it.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. That is the title of my Caption.

I forgot to use "____"

[RainCaster]

3. He is the definition of a racist POS

[RainCaster]

4. "Damn, my diaper is ripe"

I wish somebody would change me.

[underpants]

6. Well, you can't get more white or less supreme than Tucker Carlson

Just saying

[underpants]

7. Tucker always looks like a confused Muppet

[TheBlackAdder]

8. That screen grab makes him look like a candidate for a stool softener trial.

[skip fox]

9. "It's like trying to pass a bowling ball

with five-and-a-half-million people watching"

[skip fox]

10. Different (better?) CAPTION:

T.C. is saying: "Sure there are a few white supremacists, but no more per state that can fit into an average elevator. Not more in New York, where I am right now, than it would take to push a Volkswagen Beetle downhill. No more in the entire south that it would take to to have a basketball game, (blah, blah, blah)."