Here's my list of questions for the three Republican front-runners

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Mitt Romney: You made millions as a corporate raider who send American jobs overseas in exchange for personal profits. How does that experience qualify you to be President?


Ron Paul: Your newsletter advocated white people carrying unregistered firearms and shooting “hip hoppers” who approach their cars, then driving off and disposing of the weapon. What evidence do you have that you loudly and vigorously disassociated yourself from those comments and tried to have the author sued for libel?


Rick Santorum: Have you ever heard of Sigmund Freud?


Mitt Romney: Do you really think we’re OK with you paying a lower tax rate on your millions than we pay on our thousands?


Ron Paul: Do you think it’s OK for physicians who can’t become board certified through merit, to just make up their own “board” and claim to be “board certified”?


Rick Santorum: What does the term “sexual repression” mean to you?


Mitt Romney: Do you really expect us to believe that when you were having “difficult times” living in a mansion in Paris while on your Mormon mission, that you wished you were in Viet Nam on a military mission?


Ron Paul: Under your Presidency, will the government be issuing us all portable scales to use for weighing the gold we receive in change when we make purchases?


Rick Santorum: What do you think best exemplifies the love you have for your mother?


Mitt Romney: You’ve said that corporations are people, thereby endorsing the Citizens United decision. Why do you think free speech should be scaled to financial resources?


Ron Paul: Your newsletter said the 1992 riots in Los Angeles only came to and end when it “came time for the blacks to pick up their welfare checks”. What evidence do you have that you loudly and vigorously disassociated yourself from those comments and tried to have the author sued for libel?


Rick Santorum: What do you think best exemplifies the love your mother has for you?


Mitt Romney: You spent four years and several million dollars campaigning in Iowa, yet received six fewer votes in 2012 than you did in 2008. What do you think that says about your message?


Ron Paul: Your web page links to supporters who advocate the death penalty for gays and lesbians. Should the executions be public or private?


Rick Santorum: Why do you think your mother didn’t love you?


Mitt Romney: In developing your campaign strategy, you worked with staffers to compile a list of your weaknesses. Among them was “too perfect hair”. Where will you find the enough qualified sycophants to staff your cabinet?


Ron Paul: The October, 1990 edition of your newsletter suggests that “Welfaria,” “Zooville,” “Rapetown,” “Dirtburg,”and “Lazyopolis ” would be good alternative names for New York City. What evidence do you have that you loudly and vigorously disassociated yourself from those comments and tried to have the author sued for libel?


Rick Santorum: Why are you curled up in the fetal position?

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1. Too many newsletter questions IMO

Say it first and wait for his reply, which will be he didn't write it and failed to proof-read it. The gold question is spot-on however, and the last question made me laugh out loud.