my new hat

[kpete]

[hlthe2b]

1. well, I do think we should have the WHITE hats, that's for sure...

(sadly, I'll not every likely wear a red cap again for fear of it being mistaken...)

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. Funny you should say that.

My son's high school colors are red and white. I have a red ball cap with white letters on it from the instrumental music program. I wear it when I'm helping out with the marching band. Last time I wore it, a woman in a drug store came really close to spouting off at me. She closed her mouth suddenly when she looked closer and sheepishly admitted she was about to give me hell for being a Trump supporter when I asked if she was okay. Because at that point, I didn't realize what she was about to do. All I knew was this strange woman had an odd look on her face and was staring at me.

Anyway, I accidentally knocked it off the shelf in my closet this morning. Picked it up, and instead of putting it back where it was, shoved it into the back of the closet. Not because I'm afraid someone will mistake it again, but it just makes me sick looking at the color combo. Damn that man!

[Wounded Bear]

8. I have a red ball cap, almost brand new...

Has the Marine Corps emblem on the crown.

Have it hanging on the rack. Can't wear it now.

[jayschool2013]

9. As an alumnus of the University of Nebraska

I will be wearing cream hats with a scarlet "N" and not the opposite.

Go Big Red (but just in volleyball, football and basketball, not politics).

[usaf-vet]

2. Where do I buy one?

or two?

[Gothmog]

4. I like this hat

[Funtatlaguy]

5. Needs to add a couple of streak marks. #nasty

[lagomorph777]

6. Pres. Turd won't like this one bit!

Not one little fart or dribble!

[Ohiogal]

7. I am so looking forward

To pulling the lever that flushes it away.

[kimbutgar]

10. John fugelstang came up with that phase

I don’t wear caps but love a t shirt with this.

[yellowdogintexas]

11. Check out Bob Cesca's store on Sexy Liberal Podcasts

He has merch with this phrase. I actually heard it first from Cesca on his podcast