"To heal the planet my promise is to help you and your family!"

[Cleita]

What does that have to do with global climate change?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. We're not supposed to analyze this stuff that carefully!

[Cleita]

3. I know, but it's just one of so many sentences that are stoopid! n/t

[Bluerthanblue]

2. I feel like I'm not on the same planet as the people I'm seeing.

This whole fiasco tonite seems like a really bad trip.

[Cleita]

4. Let's hope it's a trip to sanity. n/t

[Bluerthanblue]

11. yes!

cause if this crew gets in, we're done.

[ibegurpard]

5. good god...did he write the speech himself?

[Cleita]

9. Maybe one of the little interns just graduated from BYU did. n/t

[pnwmom]

6. Translation:

You and your family don't give a crap about the environment.

[Cleita]

15. Neither does his family as long as they have nice

places to live in.

[tjdee]

7. That was an awkward pause---he was saying Obama wants to save the oceans and to heal the planet,

while HE wants to help YOU (and therefore not the planet)....


*rolling eyes*

[Cleita]

12. I'm old now, but there was an error of logic one of my profs would have jumped right in on. n/t

[CoffeeCat]

8. He can't multitask

Dealing with environmental issues AND working on the economy simultaneously--are just unfathomable to Mittens.

[Cleita]

10. Lies are not good bedfellows.

That's where the multi-tasking problems come from.

[Zalatix]

13. Listen between the words...

What Rmoney means is that he's going to help a LOT of families starve to death under his austerity plans.

This approach has been taken before. Hitler proposed to help the environment by getting rid of the useless eaters.

[Cleita]

14. Thanks for that.

I know. It's not cool to talk about Hitler and not compare his policies today. I think there is even a word for it. However, if you don't learn about what he did, you are screwed.

[hatrack]

16. Here, let me translate for you:

"Oh, and you arugula-sipping, Volvo-eating, latte-driving French-bread-roasting libruls who care about "th' Eerth" n' all that sahn-tist invented global warming propaganda (huhhuh Al Gore's fat huhhuhuh)?

FUCK YOU.

That was the essential message.

(BTW, the "FUCK YOU" was not directed at you, Cleita!) h

[Cleita]

17. Hi yourself.