Holy crap! This is a REAL tweet from trump about Denmark:

[George II]

Link to tweet

[Afromania]

1. ooooh, for fucks sake. I don't even know anymore..............

[TheBlackAdder]

33. Good, I'm sure the PM doesn't want to get downbloused or upskirted!

[MontanaMama]

106. Well when you're the King of Israel

and or the Chosen One they’ll let you do it...

[marble falls]

2. He really is the only one who believes this could happen. What a doofus.

[TeamPooka]

3. what fucking moron. We must be a laughing stock on the world stage.

[The_jackalope]

4. Not quite. HE is a laughingstock and an object of scorn...

The rest of you are objects of pity.

[Myrddin]

64. Being British, I know exactly how you are feeling.

[certainot]

99. i haven't laughed so hard in a long time

[mopinko]

5. do you hear that sound? that sort of whishing sound?

that is all of denmark breathing a sigh of relief.

what a world.

[mercuryblues]

8. Not only did I hear it

I felt a big gust of relief come through here. Knocked a few branches of my trees.

[Scarsdale]

72. Pretty soon, he will

be calling Denmark "a shithole country" What was he planning on using for cash? The tRump family is busy spending the treasury money on trips, golf outings, rallies, charities etc. Their family motto should be "Grifters "r Us"

[mercuryblues]

80. I was just happy that there isn't a cancerous windmill nearby

[vercetti2021]

6. Stop the planet I want off

Seriously I want off now

[ooky]

9. How about we just drop him off?

[Cha]

67. Yeah.. kick him the hell OFF.

[dixiegrrrrl]

19. Me too,

He just dissed a country's leader for saying "no" to him.

[Blue_true]

49. He is a nasty baby-manchild. nt

[hot2na]

59. Not Putin, Not Kim

Trump slobbers all over authoritarian dictators. He only disses leaders of democratic countries.

[tblue37]

91. Not just no, but in response to a ridiculous notion that should never have been brought up. nt

[NastyRiffraff]

93. Not to mention a WOMAN saying no to him

She's attractive, too. He's throwing a hissy fit because a real leader not only said "no" but called his suggestion "absurd." (Which it was.)

But it's not only a Twitter fit, it's an actual withdrawing from a planned visit.

America says "Help!"

[dixiegrrrrl]

94. One reason I support Warren is because I want a woman to beat him

The other reasons are because her many other fine qualities.

Oh, and that Golden Retriever she has gives her brownie points, too,

[Doitnow]

95. Even better if the woman is black!!!!

[dixiegrrrrl]

97. With a gay man as VP!

It's a nice idea, and it would be a marvelous message.

[Blue_true]

47. If the planet stops you won't have to worry about getting off.

All of us would be dead, along with every other animal species on earth. A monumental amount of force is required to stop a massive object moving at close to 67,000 miles per hour and spinning at close to 1,000 miles per hour. Living things wouldn't survive the application of that force.

[MFGsunny]

7. When the world stage is out of fucks to give about this Consumate-Con-in-Chief! n/t

[sheshe2]

10. Is he confusing Greenland...

Is he confusing Greenland with Green Acres?

[George II]

12. Bazinga!

[sheshe2]

17. ...

[magicarpet]

35. Here's trDumpie,...

[Timewas]

11. Just about the time

That I think he can't drop any lower he makes a liar out of me... apparent;y there is no real bottom for him in his delusions

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

78. How low can you go?

Donald Trump: Hold my beer

[FiveGoodMen]

88. There's no bottom for his One Hundred Million US followers, either.

[nature-lover]

13. So, mental institutions making a comeback could be a good thing.

[yaesu]

14. World leaders probably have a contest going to see who can best play the moron

like a cheap piano.

[MyOwnPeace]

21. Ohhhhhh, I can see the "conference" now!

GAWD, wouldn't you love to be a fly in the room to hear THAT discussion!

[JI7]

15. it's distraction from his failures

[BootinUp]

16. Thanks for the update Dork! Nt

[Johnny2X2X]

18. NATO

Trump weakening it.

[BigmanPigman]

20. Now other leaders will be jealous of Denmark.

They may hope that he offers to purchase land not for sale from them in order to keep the fucking moron away from visiting them too.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

101. Norway could offer to not sell Svalbard, another large island in the Arctic.

It's not nearly as big as Greenland, but it does have a strategic location and some mineral resources. Norway could let Trump know that Svalbard isn't for sale; that way they could be sure Trump wouldn't want to visit them either.

[BigmanPigman]

102. Wouldn't that be funny if "NOT For Sale" signs

started popping up on International Properties Listings(as if that were a real thing). I bet the Fucking Moron would actually believe it until the "acting official of land grabs" told him otherwise.

[Me.]

22. Look Over There At Greenland

Not here and the harm I'm doing/causing

[brush]

23. The fool was actually serious about buying Greenland.

I can't, I just can't take much more of this clown.

How did we get here? I mean seriously?

[zentrum]

24. Could he sink the international meaning

.....of America any lower?

What a buffoon country we've become.

Remember his first year when we were all in the streets? What happened to that momentum?

[George II]

25. I'm almost too ashamed to make my annual visit up to Toronto in September!

[luvtheGWN]

58. You'll enjoy it, George!

You'll get lots of sympathy!

[cab67]

32. I spent the summer in East Africa

Most people there had the courtesy not to even speak of him. But when it came up, I encountered bewilderment. You put people on the moon, and THIS is your president? They fully understood that anyone who would visit the region would not be a red hatter.

[smb]

81. Too Bad We Can't Put HIM On The Moon And Leave Him There! nt

[zentrum]

100. When I traveled last year...

.....I wore political pins on my backpack, lapel etc. Things like "Not My President". Also one of the Statue of Liberty crying.

People from other countries can spot an American from across the street, metro, cafe---so I wanted them to know even from afar.

[Blue_true]

50. We turned the momentum into voting, which had greater impact.

Some people love street protests, I prefer doing my protesting in a voting booth. Vote in 2020 like our lives depend on it, they very well may.

[3catwoman3]

26. This is not Borowitz? Really?

[tclambert]

27. If we buy Greenland, would Mexico pay for it?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

28. we owe it to the world to imprison TrumPutin

[durablend]

36. "We need to move forward" my ass

If any of our candidates babbles that, I just don't know...

[smirkymonkey]

29. Can anyone read/translate Danish?

What are their papers saying about this? It would be interesting to hear.

[muriel_volestrangler]

68. Google Translate seems to give comprehensible results from here

https://www.dr.dk/live/nyheder/live/2893924

(The Danish term for 'breaking news' is 'breaking')

[onecaliberal]

30. Like she gives a rats ass.

[gordianot]

31. It has finally happened in spite of evidence this could happen.

I am shocked.

[spanone]

34. he needs to be in a rubber room

[struggle4progress]

37. "I was abducted by aliens and met Elvis, who was abducted in 1977. He warned me

not to go to Denmark. So I asked Vlad. And Vlad said, Listen to Elvis! So I'm not going!"

[Politicub]

38. I mean what can you say at this point?

He’s mad as a hatter.

[Doodley]

39. He is delusional and mentally unstable, and he can start WW3 at any time.

[dalton99a]

40. Our reality is worse than The Onion

[lindysalsagal]

66. BBC, too. I've been watching Handmaid's tale, and this is harder to believe.

The gop is owning this FOREVER.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

41. REMOVE. HIM. FROM. OFFICE. NOW.

By ANY means necessary.

We have passed the point of pathetic.

[LudwigPastorius]

42. The Prime Minister dodged a bullet.

The PussyGrabber in Chief would have probably assaulted her.

[PatrickforO]

43. The guy is insane.

He's just gone off the deep end.

We're a laughingstock.

[Blue_true]

44. What a thin skinned idiot. nt

[BSdetect]

45. If he ever goes to Denmark with any luck he'll get cancer from all the windmills

[PatrickforO]

46. I can't resist...

Here's a song to go with the situation:

[PandoraAwakened]

65. "They're coming to take me away...ha ha...ho ho...he he"

OMG, I haven't heard this in a long time. How appropo for the pResident-in-Grief!

[Grokenstein]

48. Maybe he thinks he'll be sending in tanks. n/t

[JohnnyRingo]

51. He's not upset about those comments.

it's all the ribbing they've been giving him for a week.

Trump's been publicly embarrassed again. Maybe he'll back off on Obama now and nuke Denmark.

[PatrickforO]

86. Well, Denmark is clearly the most serious threat to our nation.

[dflprincess]

52. From Steve Sack

http://www.startribune.com/sack-cartoon-trump-migration/557005502/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

104. I'm glad he included puffins. I love puffins.

[Miles Archer]

53. Sam Stein, on Twitter:

Sam Stein
@samstein

I can’t get over the fact that the president just cancelled a trip to a country because that country refused to sell him fucking Greenland. I mean, I’m cracking up just typing this. But it’s real!

9:47 PM · Aug 20, 2019·TweetDeck

Link to tweet

Sam Stein
@samstein

This Greenland stuff is classic Art of the Deal material folks. Just watch and learn.

8:16 PM · Aug 20, 2019·Twitter Web App

Link to tweet

[Historic NY]

54. He actually thought he was going to a meeting to negotiate a sale.......

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[SammyWinstonJack]

71. Yeah he did think that.

[uponit7771]

79. +1

[Demovictory9]

55. wow

[FakeNoose]

56. And here we thought the whole thing was a joke

Holy shit!

[AlexSFCA]

57. I hope the media will stop treating it as a joke

and start discussing this matter with the highest gop officials

[Eugene]

60. Believe it or not, that wasn't his dumbest tweet of the day.

Trump globally mocked for Greenland meme tweet over hotel bankruptcy

Mr Trump promised not to build a tower with his name on it in Greenland — the internet seems to think that's a good idea

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-tweets-greenland-meme-tower-hotel-bankruptcy-a9071701.html

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Maru Kitteh]

62. JFC.

[procon]

61. Next: watch the American president hold his breath and smear his mashed peas in his hair. nt

[Glimmer of Hope]

63. LMAO! This is hilarious. No?

[Hortensis]

75. Might as well laugh. And be nice and share the joke!

[muriel_volestrangler]

69. Less than 3 hours before: "Denmark is ready for the POTUS visit! Partner, ally, friend" - US Amb

to Denmark:

Link to tweet

Carla Sands is a chiropractor who went into acting, "best known for her work in Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell". She inherited $150 million from her real estate trader husband, then sucked up to Trump bigly from 2016 onwards, and was rewarded with the Danish ambassadorship in 2017. I hope she feels totally humiliated right now. She's stopped tweeting, anyway.

[spinbaby]

70. Ever get the feeling you're stuck in an alternate universe?

I often wonder if, sometime in 2016, something happened, and now we’re stuck in some bizarre alternate timeline.

[Silver Gaia]

74. Yes. I've felt that way, actually,

since Al Gore "lost" to George Bush in 2001. This is not the world I was supposed to be living in. Barack rescued us for a while, but this is even worse than the Bush/Gore debacle. Anyhow... I hear ya, and often feel the SAME.

[spanone]

73. May the Prime Minister tell him to shove his meeting up his ample ass.

[duforsure]

76. He's creating fake news

To get media's attention away from Epstein, Putin, and all his corruption, and the media is being played by trump and Putin now, and doing it for him.

[Sneederbunk]

87. +1

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

103. This has actually become a pretty serious situation, not just a distraction.

Trump has insulted and disrespected a long-time ally and charter member of NATO after having been invited to an official dinner by their head of state. It was pretty outrageous and is another indication of his complete contempt for other countries and their governments and it bears attention.

[Lonestarblue]

77. Someone needs to order the extra extra large straitjacket already.

We’re long past the time when the 25th Amendment should have been invoked.

[smb]

82. Maybe He Could Buy Latveria or Pottsylvania or Elbonia or.... nt

[pecosbob]

83. Read between the lines...he wants to carve up the artic oil deposits with Putin

he's probably already gotten the go ahead from Putin.

[FakeNoose]

84. It's never going to happen

The G7 just became G6 because the Europeans told Chump to stay home!

[pecosbob]

85. If he truly was serious it shows the type of mind we are dealing with now

an eighteenth century mindset that views occupant or inhabitants of property to be property.

[LuvNewcastle]

89. What are we going to buy Greenland with?

We already owe trillions and we add to the debt every year while giving tax cuts to people who don't need them. We can't afford to spend hundreds of billions on more land when we can't take care of the needs of our people. Besides, even if we bought the damned island, the Republicans would just give it away to the oil companies.

[sellitman]

98. I know!!

Green Stamps of course.

[VOX]

105. In Trumplandia, Greenland will buy itself for the U.S. with a loan from Mexico.

Because there’s no end to the awesomeness of MAGA and the bottomless stable-genius of the “chosen one.”

[peggysue2]

90. Oooooo, poor baby

He had his fee-fees hurt. By a woman, no less. Time to pout and prove he is, indeed, the Petulant Mad King.

[colorado_ufo]

92. I don't think that he seriously wanted to meet with them.

It's just a "negotiating" strategy.

[Doitnow]

96. I think she was telling him not to bother to come, so he quickly cancelled rather than face the

humiliation of her saying it in so many words.